Nice of her to make me a brew, and she does have a nice bum, but 'SAKE!!
A BJ under the desk should cover it..
It's an Albion mug, not a Palace one.A BJ under the desk should cover it..
It's an Albion mug, not a Palace one.
So a shag on the desk every day for next 2 weeks *might* cover it.
What are you waiting for? Remember to film it on your phone and post the results on hereTo be honest she looked SO gutted, and is SO apologetic, that she probably would!
We promise not to tell your boss or your wife*Not sure it would be all that brilliant for my career or marriage though.
You really should be taking full advantage of her by now. I recommend you propose some sex in the lift.She already looks close to tears, Easy, as it is.
Every time she makes a brew, from now on, she is going to be reminded of her HEINOUS crime.
She already looks close to tears, Easy, as it is.
Every time she makes a brew, from now on, she is going to be reminded of her HEINOUS crime.
....that mug was the last birthday present you had from him before he died tragically in a freak tenpin bowling accident last year.
Not sure it would be all that brilliant for my career or marriage though.
In all seriousness has she offered to replace it? You can buy then online from the seagull shop or give u the godiver to buy another at your next home match!!
I'm sure your boss and wife will understand when you explain the extenuating circumstances of your beloved mug getting tragically smashed, they'll except that she needs a good seeing to.
Either way, my WIFE might think that a replacement mug, was more appropriate.