The 18 year old temp has just dropped my Albion mug.

[Digweeds Trousers]

you know what you need to tell her:

Bend over, touch your toes,
I'll show you where the big boy goes.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Drinking tea from an Albion mug is very much like making love to a beautiful 18-year-old temp. Just think of the good old days, and give it all a good stir.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I wonder if her Mum is a union rep?

What is it with you and Mums? My Mum still has a little shrine on her mantlepiece with a lock of your pubic hair on it...

 

[The Large One]

To be honest she looked SO gutted, and is SO apologetic, that she probably would!

Not sure it would be all that brilliant for my career or marriage though.

Really? How do you think head of HR got her job?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Nice of her to make me a brew, and she does have a nice bum, but 'SAKE!!

have you told her that?

 

[Dandyman]

i just checked the recently revised employment laws regarding vandalism in the workplace, YES you are allowed a compensatory shag but she needs to have received this in writing and she is entitled to a union representative be present whilst you do it.

hope this clears it up for you.

Excellent work, but does she need to be informed of a right of appeal?

 

[sully]

The last Albion mug I had at work got broken when the secretary threw it at her boyfriend in a huge row.

It was left to him to inform me of it's demise and he had to show me pictures of her topless to console me.

 

[essbee]

for goodness sake mate - they cost a fiver in the Albion shop - get a grip
and get down there and buy a new one!

In fact, I regularly smash mine up with a hammer just
so that I can get a new one and in so doing contribute
funds to the cause!

So stop moaning and get on with it.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Is that the Albion shop 85 miles away in Queens Road, or is there another one?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

oi Hans...

company car sheme tax free explanaition required please!!!

 

[Marshy]

Have you still got the pieces....you could send it to Falmer as hardcore....

not the Hardcore i was really after mind...

 

[The Large One]

for goodness sake mate - they cost a fiver in the Albion shop - get a grip
and get down there and buy a new one!

In fact, I regularly smash mine up with a hammer just
so that I can get a new one and in so doing contribute
funds to the cause!

So stop moaning and get on with it.

...and make the fella miss out on a definite shag?

 

[The Large One]

Is that the Albion shop 85 miles away in Queens Road, or is there another one?

If it's such a schlepp over to Brighton, book a hotel room.

Make her pay, of course. She is, after all, in the doghouse.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

...she does have a nice bum

Pictures?! Come on man, for goodness sake!



.

 

[Peter Grummit]

Lack of pics Hans, your reputation declines by the minute.
C'mon get your cameraphone out for the lads!
PG

 

[Wozza]

Elaborate but obvious sting by the wife, imo.

 

[Peter Grummit]

The last Albion mug I had at work got broken when the secretary threw it at her boyfriend in a huge row.

It was left to him to inform me of it's demise and he had to show me pictures of her topless to console me.

In true NSC tradition.....pics?

 

[hart's shirt]

I feel for you.

Are you Chaka Khan in disguise?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lack of pics Hans, your reputation declines by the minute.
C'mon get your cameraphone out for the lads!
PG

The CRIME;

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The GUILTY PARTY;