The 18 year old temp has just dropped my Albion mug.

[Buzzer]

By sheer coincidence, our HR Manager from head office is here today, so I could ask her whether acceptance of a compensatory shag from a junior employee is considered acceptable in such circumstances?

Either way, my WIFE might think that a replacement mug, was more appropriate.

In the best traditions of NSC, I'm going to request pics.



and I'm not talking about the broken mug.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

In the best traditions of NSC, I'm going to request pics.



and I'm not talking about the broken mug.

 

[Papak]

R.i.p.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

In the best traditions of NSC, I'm going to request pics.



and I'm not talking about the broken mug.

I'll see it as my challenge for the day.

She's about 20 years too young for you though.

 

[Buzzer]

I'll see it as my challenge for the day.

She's about 20 years too young for you though.

Ask her for a photo of her Mum then, as compensation, like. She'll understand. Trust me.

 

[Titanic]

R.i.p.

Indeed. It is at times like this that you realise what is important in life.

Rest In Pieces

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Ask her for a photo of her Mum then, as compensation, like. She'll understand. Trust me.

I assumed you were after some pics of the HR Manager?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The HR manager is quite cute actually, and would be far more Buzzer's type. She's gone now though.

 

[Mackenzie]

Nice of her to make me a brew, and she does have a nice bum, but 'SAKE!!

Pics?

 

[Trufflehound]

R.i.p.

If it's anything like the last mug I dropped, I suspect it would have been more of a smash than a rip.

 

[Clapham Old Mug]

I feel for you.
Although I call myself Clapham Old Mug, the truth of the matter is that the old mug (proper old mug - covered in dolphins and martlets and none of this seagull nonsense) has vanished.
The finger of suspicion is pointing at my once-a-week, utterly charming and very Irish cleaning lady.
But she's far from bonkable and someone has to iron my shirts...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

People Have gone POSTAL for less KFC,

I recommend that you start sniggering and muttering "I loved muggy" ,whilst darting your eyes around the room and wringing your hands, whenever she walks past.

You could also burst into tears whenever she brings you a brew in another mug and scream "What do you care MURDERER" when she asks whats wrong?

It'll help her to understand the magnitude of your loss.

 

[maffew]

Why would your wife want to replace you?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

The HR manager is quite cute actually, and would be far more Buzzer's type. She's gone now though.

Buzzer is only really turned on if he has to dig em' up first, its a foreplay thing with him.

 

[Buzzer]

Buzzer is only really turned on if he has to dig em' up first, its a foreplay thing with him.

it's funny 'cause it's true.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

it's funny 'cause it's true.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

So you could do a TILF and a MILF in one day if you ask her mother to join you

 

[house your seagull]

By sheer coincidence, our HR Manager from head office is here today, so I could ask her whether acceptance of a compensatory shag from a junior employee is considered acceptable in such circumstances?

Either way, my WIFE might think that a replacement mug, was more appropriate.

i just checked the recently revised employment laws regarding vandalism in the workplace, YES you are allowed a compensatory shag but she needs to have received this in writing and she is entitled to a union representative be present whilst you do it.

hope this clears it up for you.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I wonder if her Mum is a union rep?

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

How can you have a shag in writing?