The 18 year old temp has just dropped my Albion mug.

[hans kraay fan club]

Nice of her to make me a brew, and she does have a nice bum, but 'SAKE!!

 

[Scoffers]

She's gonna need to make amends some how!

 

[Gully]

...send her out to the shops for some super glue and get her to make good the damage.

 

[Marshy]

A BJ under the desk should cover it..

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A BJ under the desk should cover it..

To be honest she looked SO gutted, and is SO apologetic, that she probably would!

Not sure it would be all that brilliant for my career or marriage though.

 

[Simster]

A BJ under the desk should cover it..

It's an Albion mug, not a Palace one.

So a shag on the desk every day for next 2 weeks *might* cover it.

 

[Munkfish]

kick her in the face

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It's an Albion mug, not a Palace one.

So a shag on the desk every day for next 2 weeks *might* cover it.

Good point, well made.

 

[Billy the Fish]

To be honest she looked SO gutted, and is SO apologetic, that she probably would!

What are you waiting for? Remember to film it on your phone and post the results on here

 

[Easy 10]

Tell her your grandad bought you that mug, he took you to your first ever game as a child, and that mug was the last birthday present you had from him before he died tragically in a freak tenpin bowling accident last year.

That'll set the cat amongst the pigeons. Lets see if we can turn her into a weepy, tear-strewn MESS by lunchtime.

 

[Simster]

Not sure it would be all that brilliant for my career or marriage though.

We promise not to tell your boss or your wife*








*on the condition that you post pics.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

She already looks close to tears, Easy, as it is.

Every time she makes a brew, from now on, she is going to be reminded of her HEINOUS crime.

 

[Simster]

She already looks close to tears, Easy, as it is.

Every time she makes a brew, from now on, she is going to be reminded of her HEINOUS crime.

You really should be taking full advantage of her by now. I recommend you propose some sex in the lift.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

She already looks close to tears, Easy, as it is.

Every time she makes a brew, from now on, she is going to be reminded of her HEINOUS crime.

In all seriousness has she offered to replace it? You can buy then online from the seagull shop or give u the godiver to buy another at your next home match!!

 

[Trufflehound]

....that mug was the last birthday present you had from him before he died tragically in a freak tenpin bowling accident last year.

That was no accident.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!





*twiddles waxy moustache*

 

[Scoffers]

Not sure it would be all that brilliant for my career or marriage though.

I'm sure your boss and wife will understand when you explain the extenuating circumstances of your beloved mug getting tragically smashed, they'll except that she needs a good seeing to.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

In all seriousness has she offered to replace it? You can buy then online from the seagull shop or give u the godiver to buy another at your next home match!!

She did immediately offer to replace it, but I won't take her up on it. Its an accident, after all, and I'm an nice [if slightly upset about me MUG] guy.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm sure your boss and wife will understand when you explain the extenuating circumstances of your beloved mug getting tragically smashed, they'll except that she needs a good seeing to.

By sheer coincidence, our HR Manager from head office is here today, so I could ask her whether acceptance of a compensatory shag from a junior employee is considered acceptable in such circumstances?

Either way, my WIFE might think that a replacement mug, was more appropriate.

 

[Scoffers]

Either way, my WIFE might think that a replacement mug, was more appropriate.

Why would your wife want to replace you?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

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