Terms women use to describe fat female friends

[brighton bluenose]

dont know, knowing you........'can i suck your fat cock?'

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"She's the soul of the party" or "She can drink most men under the table". Plainly because her sheer size requires levels of tranquiliser to sedate an amorous Rhino.

 

[NMH]

Big boned.

An expression that would be, in my book, an oxymoron.

 

[robbo2u]

The Beast

 

[Cian]

'Buxom' = 'her tits are big enough you might not notice the rest', at least when the tabloids use it.