Terms women use to describe fat female friends

[Lush]

If a woman says that one of her friends is 'gorgeous', you can be guaranteed that she's no Page 3 model and the emphasis is probably on the 'gorge'.

My mum uses the word 'plain' to describe an less than attractive woman.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I'm quite curious to know from the DAFT Bints - from you, Miss Lush or Dick Knights Mum maybe, how come the word "fat" is rarely used by wimmin for their "larger than life" friends...?

 

[Curious Orange]

Why do fat women describe themselves as "curvaceous"? Is it because curvaceous sounds more attractive, and like a page 3 girl, than "morbidly obese"?

 

[Lush]

I'm quite curious to know from the DAFT Bints - from you, Miss Lush or Dick Knights Mum maybe, how come the word "fat" is rarely used by wimmin for their "larger than life" friends...?

I don't think blokes use it either when referring to their "larger than life" friends. Would you say "you know my fat mate?" Unless they're called something like Fat Tony.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm quite curious to know from the DAFT Bints - from you, Miss Lush or Dick Knights Mum maybe, how come the word "fat" is rarely used by wimmin for their "larger than life" friends...?

Probably because it is derogatory, hurtful, and damaging to their friends self esteem ?
(just a stab, like)

 

[Dandyman]

I don't think blokes use it either when referring to their "larger than life" friends. Would you say "you know my fat mate?" Unless they're called something like Fat Tony.

"Tony Soprano like" usually works.

 

[Lush]

Interesting that it's still a word that has the power to wound. You hear people happily calling each other all kinds of names in a matey blokey way - even "you complete c**t" but not 'Oi! Fattie!'

 

[Man of Harveys]

I don't think blokes use it either when referring to their "larger than life" friends. Would you say "you know my fat mate?" Unless they're called something like Fat Tony.

Yes I reckon I would, people say it about/to me and the sweet trolley and I are on more than nodding terms... Fat Col.xxx

 

[Garage_Doors]

Shes got a great personality,
as if that's going to make up for them being a bloater.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

"She's great on a night out"

"(Because she makes me look thin and pretty)"

 

[Lush]

On a side note, why do "larger than life" women insist on wearing dresses/tops with their tits on display like a tray of footballs? Especially at weddings for some reason. It's like "I may not have a waist, but look at THESE!!!"

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

I've got a mate called Fat Pat. He is fat and his name is Pat.

 

[Mellotron]

If a woman says that one of her friends is 'gorgeous', you can be guaranteed that she's no Page 3 model.

Insanely true. Whenever the subject of a less than beautiful girl comes up, all the girls will say "isn't she lovely?" etc.

They'd never say it about a friend of theirs who was more attractive, due perhaps to them feeling threatened.

 

[Man of Harveys]

On a side note, why do "larger than life" women insist on wearing dresses/tops with their tits on display like a tray of footballs? Especially at weddings for some reason. It's like "I may not have a waist, but look at THESE!!!"

Dammit, that's exactly it and it WORKS...:thinksofAnneWiddecombewithdiarrheatocalmdown:

 

[Mendoza]

On a side note, why do "larger than life" women insist on wearing dresses/tops with their tits on display like a tray of footballs? Especially at weddings for some reason. It's like "I may not have a waist, but look at THESE!!!"

the worst ones are the women that wear really tight trousers or skirts that highlight how huge their GUNT is

 

[Nottseagull]

My mum uses the word 'plain' to describe an less than attractive woman.

A "plain Jane".

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned what some of these people call themselves, i.e. a "BBW". Perhaps we could have some suggestions of alternative words for these letters.

 

[desprateseagull]

salad intolerant

 

[KZNSeagull]

the worst ones are the women that wear really tight trousers or skirts that highlight how huge their GUNT is

Or crop tops, with it all spilling out everywhere showing off their hairy belly buttons!!!!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Beached Whale

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Mr Rumble once texted me in the morning after he went off with an larger girl saying "why is guy butters in my bed"