Man of Harveys
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Blokes, of course, always just say fat. Quite right too. But girls say things like:
"Have you noticed, hasn't she got lovely SKIN".
"Have you noticed, hasn't she got lovely SKIN".
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Terms women use to describe fat female friends
- Thread starter Man of Harveys
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Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"Its just those baggy clothes she wears"
Dandyman
In London village.
"She's a rug muncher"
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"She's cuddly"
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
She looks like she's expecting a harsh winter?
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
Festively Plump
seagull_special
Well-known member
salad intolerant
The Spanish
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"such a good laugh on a night out"
"you'd be amazed how many blokes chat her up"
usually said to you when your mrs is recounting her night out when she gets in pissed and full of her mates, as if miraculously you had momentarily forgotten how blokes think and are prepared to believe such bollocks for a millisecond.
"you'd be amazed how many blokes chat her up"
usually said to you when your mrs is recounting her night out when she gets in pissed and full of her mates, as if miraculously you had momentarily forgotten how blokes think and are prepared to believe such bollocks for a millisecond.
"Voluptuous"
"Rubenesque"
"Rubenesque"
The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
I like that one!
Glees
The Boobie Watcher
Shes Very ... Erm .. ''Bubbly''
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"She doesn't sweat. She perspires."
Set of Tracksuits
Active member
"She's eaten all the f***ing Doritos"
Man of Harveys
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- #15
Quality...and you're thinking "erm yeah I imagine I would be...if it's any more than NONE"
A friend of mine had put on some pounds and I overheard a slim lady saying to another person "Looks like someone's been avoiding the salad cart". A nod to the salad intolerant comment above.
Another one I have noticed is "She has lovely hands".
Mrs TRHK points out that larger women often have very well kept nails as some kind of alternative to making the effort to lose weight. Look around and you'll see it's true.
Another one I have noticed is "She has lovely hands".
Mrs TRHK points out that larger women often have very well kept nails as some kind of alternative to making the effort to lose weight. Look around and you'll see it's true.
Glees
The Boobie Watcher
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
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"She's got such a beautiful smile"
("Yeah, she's probably chuffed because she's just been given her own postcode" - *Thwack!*)
("Yeah, she's probably chuffed because she's just been given her own postcode" - *Thwack!*)
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"Well I think those dimples on her elbows look cute"
Man of Harveys
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Or sometimes it's a simple " she's a slightly, y'know, BIG girl", the last two words often (for some reason) said either in a slightly different accent or lower register.