Taxi for GUS

[Easy 10]

A cabby friend of mine has just been summonsed to the Amex to pick up a chap called Gus and take him to Orpington.

I have instructed him to PUMP his passenger HARD for any general gossip, and any info on prospective January signings.

If there are any titbits which come about from this, and I deem them appropriate for general consumption, then I will report the findings on these very pages.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Get him to ask Gus what his favourite 1970s movies are.

 

[Ernest]

A cabby friend of mine has just been summonsed to the Amex to pick up a chap called Gus and take him to Orpington.

I have instructed him to PUMP his passenger HARD for any general gossip, and any info on prospective January signings.

If there are any titbits which come about from this, and I deem them appropriate for general consumption, then I will report the findings on these very pages.

I thought TANNO was his CHAUFEUR ? Have they FALLEN out ?

 

[Easy 10]

I thought TANNO was his CHAUFEUR ? Have they FALLEN out ?

No, I understand the doors are quite SECURE

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

No, I understand the doors are quite SECURE

Lol

 

[Acker79]

I reckon it's actually peter the cleaner. It's like when you try to book a busy restaurant and get turned down, phone back two minutes later and say you're booking for madonna and you get a table with ease.

 

[Easy 10]

He picked up Tony Bloom from Gatwick one night as well. Insisted on having the heating on full blast all the way apparently, so he was sweating like a rapist by the end.

(The cabby, not TB)

 

[Huple]

I would ask Gus what was his favourite biscuit, did they have Spangles growing up in Uraquay and had he ever watched a 'Carry on film'. Oh and also if he had any other shirts besides white ones.

 

[Easy 10]

Gus is very worried about Elphicks injury and when he will come back, his contract is up soon apparently.

Gus's house is very large, very detached and very impressive.

Lewis Dunk doesn't go to see his granny often enough (this is what my mate told him as he picks her up regularly). Gus said that Dunky is a good kid but "like all teenagers, all they intrested een ees the girfrien an Playstation"

MAIN revelation from tonights journey home - the BZ rumour is indeed true, we are pushing VERY hard to persuade Bobby to come back. "He can have captaincy, penalties, whatever he wants..."

Well.

 

[seagullondon]

Gus is very worried about Elphicks injury and when he will come back, his contract is up soon apparently.

Gus's house is very large, very detached and very impressive.

Lewis Dunk doesn't go to see his granny often enough (this is what my mate told him as he picks her up regularly). Gus said that Dunky is a good kid but "like all teenagers, all they intrested een ees the girfrien an Playstation"

MAIN revelation from tonights journey home - the BZ rumour is indeed true, we are pushing VERY hard to persuade Bobby to come back. "He can have captaincy, penalties, whatever he wants..."

Well.

if this is not a windup i have just jizzed my pants.

 

[Marshy]

Easy...that last line was just to start a Binfest wasnt it.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Did Gus sit in the FRONT, in a friendly, non-hierarchical way?

Or did he sit in the BACK, like a South American dictator?

 

[Aristotle]

Please tell me that isn't a wind up! Can you imagine BZ and CMS together?!

 

[spongy]

Its gotta be surely, Bobby is a premiership standard striker who I thought did well on tuesday night against sweden, as much as regarded as abit of a legend to us he's moved on to bigger and better things

He's still only 30 years old, i cant personally see him moving back down to championship football for a few years yet.

 

[slinky]

ffs i would have saved Gus a taxi fare. I would have driven him home for free!!

 

[Easy 10]

Did Gus sit in the FRONT, in a friendly, non-hierarchical way?

Or did he sit in the BACK, like a South American dictator?

He sat in the FRONT.

I was just annoyed my mate didn't swing by my gaff on the way to pick me up beforehand. Its an 8-seater ffs, I'd have been no trouble.

 

[skipper734]

Did Gus sit in the FRONT, in a friendly, non-hierarchical way?

Or did he sit in the BACK, like a South American dictator?

Hard to look like an American Dictator, in a White and Turquoise Diesel Skoda I should imagine.

 

[clippedgull]

MAIN revelation from tonights journey home - the BZ rumour is indeed true, we are pushing VERY hard to persuade Bobby to come back. "He can have captaincy, penalties, whatever he wants..."

 

[Bry Nylon]

He sat in the FRONT.

I was just annoyed my mate didn't swing by my gaff on the way to pick me up beforehand. Its an 8-seater ffs, I'd have been no trouble.

Pure class.

I'd have been disappointed had he sat brooding in the back, all the way to Orpington.

(Shit time to finish work though. Not sure I'd want that job)

 

[The Notorious BHA]

MAIN revelation from tonights journey home - the BZ rumour is indeed true, we are pushing VERY hard to persuade Bobby to come back. "He can have captaincy, penalties, whatever he wants..."

my god. if this is true, i have definitely made a mess in my pants. How can we be sure?