Simple tasks that SHOULD be EASY, but are really Difficult

[Mendoza]

Are there any other things that sound really easy but in reality are frustratingly difficult.

I say this after spending a good 30mins of my lunch break trying to get a rubber grip onto the handle of a cricket bat.

Sounded easy enough, but between 3 of us, we still havent managed to do it - Beginning to think this is one of the hardest tasks a man can face in his lifetime!!

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Wiping your arse with the wrong hand. Trust me, it's a bloody nightmare.

 

[Gwylan]

Mending a flat tyre on a bike - it can take me anything from 30 to 60 minutes yet people in bike shops can do it in about five.

 

[Munkfish]

putting down an ironing bored! tried to iron a shirt before going out saturday, there was 5 of us and not one of us could work out how to put it down

 

[The Large One]

Getting out of bed in the morning.

 

[Buttinhams]

Flatpack furniture

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Just save the jokers the trouble;

'Buying a ticket to see the Albion'

 

[Seagullible]

digging up a bush - bloody roots everywhere

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Shaving

 

[tinx]

Cutting a roller blind to fit a window. I spent well over an hour trying to get the bloody width right yesterday morning.

 

[scooter1]

We bought some garden furniture a couple of weeks back and its impossible to carry 2 of the fold up chairs in one hand without them opening and clattering on the ground - bloody Argos!!!!

 

[Brovion]

Well as some of you know I'm a part-time musician. Last summer I did this afternoon gig in a marquee on a farm; we were just packing up and I was waiting with the instruments for the transport to turn up. One of the instruments was a banjo, and in the field next to us were a herd of cows. "Well," I wondered to myself, "How difficult is it, I mean how diifficult is it really ... to hit a cow's arse with a banjo?"

So in the interests of science I got the banjo out of its case, climbed over the fence and approached a cow. The first one ran away, (ok, wandered away) as I approached, so thinking I was scaring them I stood still for a bit and then I walked very slowly up to another one that has its arse pointing at me. Grabbing the banjo firmly by the neck I swung it towards the bovine posterior.

I'm not sure what happened next. I think the cow must have sensed me because it stepped forward. Also I was a bit scared as I thought it might kick me or turn round and head-butt me so I wasn't 100% committed to the swing. Anyway ... I missed and just sort of brushed its tail. Not wanting to try again i retreated.

So, hitting a cow's arse with a banjo. Not as easy as it sounds.

PS - It wasn't my banjo.

 

[London Calling]

Mending a flat tyre on a bike - it can take me anything from 30 to 60 minutes yet people in bike shops can do it in about five.

Mending a tyre on a buggy, its even harder

 

[John Bumlick]

wanking whilst on anti-depressants.

 

[pornomagboy]

wanking whilst on anti-depressants.

 

[pornomagboy]

Flatpack furniture

yep, had to put a filling capnet together over the weekend i nearly finished and then realised i done the whole thing back to front

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Buying a ticket to watch the....oh

 

[Braders]

Wiping your arse with the wrong hand. Trust me, it's a bloody nightmare.

i find toilet paper helps alot

 

[scooter1]

Well as some of you know I'm a part-time musician. Last summer I did this afternoon gig in a marquee on a farm; we were just packing up and I was waiting with the instruments for the transport to turn up. One of the instruments was a banjo, and in the field next to us were a herd of cows. "Well," I wondered to myself, "How difficult is it, I mean how diifficult is it really ... to hit a cow's arse with a banjo?"

So in the interests of science I got the banjo out of its case, climbed over the fence and approached a cow. The first one ran away, (ok, wandered away) as I approached, so thinking I was scaring them I stood still for a bit and then I walked very slowly up to another one that has its arse pointing at me. Grabbing the banjo firmly by the neck I swung it towards the bovine posterior.

I'm not sure what happened next. I think the cow must have sensed me because it stepped forward. Also I was a bit scared as I thought it might kick me or turn round and head-butt me so I wasn't 100% committed to the swing. Anyway ... I missed and just sort of brushed its tail. Not wanting to try again i retreated.

So, hitting a cow's arse with a banjo. Not as easy as it sounds.

PS - It wasn't my banjo.

I hope thats a true story - f***ing hilarious. Does the owner of said banjo know what you had planned for his (probably) beloved instrument?