Shit Films

[Tubby Mondays]

Monsters Ball

Shit and pointless yes. But what about the saucy scenes with Halle Berry?

 

[coventrygull]

The Anatomy of Hell. Total shit french film and sick with it too.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Think for yerself, not what Empire magazine's top 100 films of all time would have you think. Neggst you'll be telling me 'On the Waterfront' is quality!!

Not that you must, but have you seen Touch of Evil, The Magnificent Ambersons and Lady of Shanghai?

I would recommend that you do and seek mood rather than explosion. All f***ing brilliant in their own ways.

 

[Trufflehound]

Think for yerself, not what Empire magazine's top 100 films of all time would have you think. Neggst you'll be telling me 'On the Waterfront' is quality!!

Citizen Kane is far from my favourite movie, but I do enjoy it. Cynics try to play down it's greatness today because they see so many later films that have copied its innovations that they've lost sight of how groundbreaking they were at the time. But Welles did bring many new things to the screen in that movie that had never been done before, including revolutionising the way scenes were lit (although you could argue some of his ideas were derived from the German silent cinema of the 1920s).

Perhaps his greatest idea was having the camera in a trough when filming Kane and raised up when filming everyone else. That way the audience are forced to "look up" to Kane and look down on everyone else, and find themselves drawn almost unknowingly into the action.

And "On The Waterfront" IS quality...

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Incredible Hulk.


Incredibly Shit.

 

[Trufflehound]

...Touch of Evil, The Magnificent Ambersons and Lady of Shanghai?

I would recommend that you do and seek mood rather than explosion. All f***ing brilliant in their own ways.

Indeed.

 

[Blackadder]

The Avengers

The Witches of Eastwick.

 

[rool]

The Village was very disappointing.

 

[bristolseagull]

Children of men



WANK.

 

[Parson Henry]

Children of men



WANK.

Some cinema's don;t like that BS.

 

[bristolseagull]

Er what?

wanking over men in a cinema?

what?

 

[Parson Henry]

Er what?

wanking over men in a cinema?

what?

I suppose you could if you sat in the circle..wouldn't have thought the blokes in the stalls would have been over the moon about it.

 

[bristolseagull]

What circle?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Honourable mention to Citizen Kane

First major film to use non-linear narrative.

Probably used in the majority of your favourite films.

Like slagging off Bell's original telephone because your Nokia handset is better.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

anchorman
























haha only kidding. thats the BEST film of ALL TIME

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Troy was a pile of steaming, disease ridden shite.

 

[pasty]

Sixth Sense. About two minutes in, my (then) girlfirend at the time and I both looked at each other and said "he's the ghost". End of film.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Captain Correlli's Mandolin.

 

[Arthritic Toe]

The worst film ever made, by far, is Cliff-hanger.

Nothing else comes close.

 

[rool]

Sixth Sense. About two minutes in, my (then) girlfirend at the time and I both looked at each other and said "he's the ghost". End of film.

Blimey, that bit still surprises me when I watch it.