Seaweed losers.

[bhaexpress]

What's old and smells of piss?
Your mum.

As usual you're wrong, she's been dead for years and was cremated. How come your parents were too dumb to use condoms ? Would explain that retardation is in your genes.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

As usual you're wrong, she's been dead for years and was cremated. How come your parents were too dumb to use condoms ? Would explain that retardation is in your genes.

How's things Frank

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

As usual you're wrong, she's been dead for years and was cremated. How come your parents were too dumb to use condoms ? Would explain that retardation is in your genes.

Apologies horsey old thing.
'Twas rather nasty and childish.

 

[Marc]

must admit your avatar is quality

 

[Spicy]

And the only thing your two bob outfit is famous for is hating the mighty CPFC.
How do you feel?
Lots of gay abandon,no doubt!

I dont think so SB. We beat Man City last year which your team failed to do.
I feel ok, thanks, and nice of you to ask! Oh let's call all Brighton fans gay, bit old hat isnt it. The facts are that your bouffant haired chairman cannot wait to sell your lot down the river and build a caravan park in SE25. Hard facts for you to grasp but get used to it.

 

[wigman]

the sussex senior cup

Dont forget about the Oxfordshire Benevelend Cup.

 

[dougdeep]

Charity shield indeed!

No really.What have you won that was worth winning?

The Charity Shield 1910. Oh and I believe we're the current holders of the Division 3 South trophy.

 

[Gazwag]

Crikey Saturday night and all day Sunday and 188 posts in under a month, somebody needs to go and try to get themselves laid

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

I dont think so SB. We beat Man City last year which your team failed to do.
I feel ok, thanks, and nice of you to ask! Oh let's call all Brighton fans gay, bit old hat isnt it. The facts are that your bouffant haired chairman cannot wait to sell your lot down the river and build a caravan park in SE25. Hard facts for you to grasp but get used to it.

Pot.Kettle.Black.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Crikey Saturday night and all day Sunday and 188 posts in under a month, somebody needs to go and try to get themselves laid

I'm married.My life is over.
Teasing you lot is the only enjoyment I get now.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I dont think so SB. We beat Man City last year which your team failed to do.
I feel ok, thanks, and nice of you to ask! Oh let's call all Brighton fans gay, bit old hat isnt it. The facts are that your bouffant haired chairman cannot wait to sell your lot down the river and build a caravan park in SE25. Hard facts for you to grasp but get used to it.

Yes you did and for a league one side it was a great achievement. One of your fellow fans commented on this the other night and as i said yes you beat Man. City but its a pity you fail to beat the likes of Stockport, Crewe, Walsall, Bury, MK Dons, Millwall, Hereford etc............

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Yes you did and for a league one side it was a great achievement. One of your fellow fans commented on this the other night and as i said yes you beat Man. City but its a pity you fail to beat the likes of Stockport, Crewe, Walsall, Bury, MK Dons, Millwall, Hereford etc............

Plus Citeh are £100 mil better now than when you played them.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I'm married.My life is over.
Teasing you lot is the only enjoyment I get now.

your life is over DID YOU EVER GET ONE

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

your life is over DID YOU EVER GET ONE

How many Millwall fans did you take on the other night then Reichtard?
Or how fast did you run away from them?

 

[Spicy]

Pot.Kettle.Black.

I am unsure how our new stadium correlates with your junk heap of an excuse for a stadium with wall to wall pikeys, but dream on.

 

[NMH]

Why do you take a cow to a Palace fans's wedding ? To keep the flies off the bride.

Why don't Croydon mothers let their kids play in the sand?

Cats would bury them.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Why don't Croydon mothers let their kids play in the sand?

Cats would bury them.

Is it true that the toilets and the new ground will be signposted "laddies and gents"?
Or players and gayers/Latrines for queens

 

[NMH]

Why don't they let the Selhurst homeboys near the sea?

You can't get the smell off the fish.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Why don't they let the Selhurst homeboys near the sea?

You can't get the smell off the fish.

Is it true that instead of a players lounge,Foulmouth's getting a gayers lounge?

 

[NMH]

Is it true that instead of a players lounge,Foulmouth's getting a gayers lounge?

Is it true that eventually, Smellworst Underpants will write something original and/or funny?