Seaweed losers.

[Selhurst Wonderland]

29 posts per day? That's even more than Barrel of Fun.

What's your post count then?
Plus the fact,I'm having to reply to all comers.
I'm on here on me lonesome dontcha know!

 

[bhaexpress]

If by 'pikey' you mean a hard working,SE London,working class born man who has always aspired to better himself and achieved it for himself and his family,then yes,I'm a pikey!
Happy now?

I appreciate it's a step up for you and your family but being a Big Issue seller is not really considered a great achievement.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

What's your post count then?
Plus the fact,I'm having to reply to all comers.
I'm on here on me lonesome dontcha know!

errrrrrrrrrrrr get a life then, eh

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Quoting yourself already?​

Rohypnol indeed!
He he he.
Where would your lovelife be without it?

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

errrrrrrrrrrrr get a life then, eh

Now I could point the irony out to you here but you think that irony is a black fly in your Chardonnay!

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

I appreciate it's a step up for you and your family but being a Big Issue seller is not really considered a great achievement.

What did the snail say to the slug?
Big Ishoo?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Now I could point the irony out to you here but you think that irony is a black fly in your Chardonnay!

good days fishing to be had here alanis morrisette, as i said complete no mark.

 

[NMH]

Rohypnol indeed!
He he he.
Where would your lovelife be without it?

Same as yours - your sister.

Now I must apologise, but I have to leave now.

You have many others to choose from here, but I think the result will ultimately turn out then same

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

there you go , one in the net first chuck, do one you complete dinlo .

What's a dinlo then didlow?

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Same as yours - your sister.

Now I must apologise, but I have to leave now.

You have many others to choose from here, but I think the result will ultimately turn out then same

What result's that then?
A humiliating verbal defeat?
Like the one that I've given you?

 

[bhaexpress]

What did the snail say to the slug?
Big Ishoo?

Why do you take a cow to a Palace fans's wedding ? To keep the flies off the bride.

 

[Marc]

Why do you take a cow to a Palace fans's wedding ? To keep the flies off the bride.

haha nice one

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Why do you take a cow to a Palace fans's wedding ? To keep the flies off the bride.

How do you get 4 weed fans on a chair?
Turn it upside down.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

haha nice one

What was Marc Bolan's last hit?
A f***ing great big oak tree.

 

[bhaexpress]

How do you get 4 weed fans on a chair?
Turn it upside down.

What's got an IQ of 144 ?

A gross of Palace fans (Highly appropriate as Palace fans are pretty gross).

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

What's got an IQ of 144 ?

A gross of Palace fans (Highly appropriate as Palace fans are pretty gross).

What's old and smells of piss?
Your mum.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

BARGAIN!

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

BARGAIN!

You can keep the Traitorous,bible bashing,lying little scum bag!
He'll rot in the reserves like the rest of the young players that you can only buy and not nurture.

 

[Jamie]

You seemed chuffed to f*** that you got a draw against the 'mighty' Scumwall!
For shame!
Don't you just wish that you were playing your bigger,better rivals?
The mighty CPFC?
You'll get the chance to see your betters on Monday.
Look and learn Weeds!

Come back when palace have got a major trophy win in their history, or any history for that matter. then again we might even settle for when you have worked out how to catch a train. Palace are and always have been a bunch of pointless Nigel's. Playing glad all over sums palace up - you are south london's version of north London's watford - you just exist, but nobody really gives a sh1t.

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Come back when palace have got a major trophy win in their history, or any history for that matter. then again we might even settle for when you have worked out how to catch a train. Palace are and always have been a bunch of pointless Nigel's. Playing glad all over sums palace up - you are south london's version of north London's watford - you just exist, but nobody really gives a sh1t.

You've spouted all this bollox before!
Nobody there with you to feed you some new lines?
As I've said before,you are only famous for hating us.