Sam Willaims To Join

[hans kraay fan club]

Villa Reserves have played three games this term. Williams has yet to score, as he was sent off after 43 minutes of the first one and thus has been suspended since.

The red card was for fighting with John Oster. Not just another teenager for the squad, but a bad-tempered one at that!!

Great that he banged in loads of goals at youth level [9]. Joe Gatting scored about 35.

Still. Will reserve judgement.

 

[Wilka]

Looks like a big bugger

 

[CHAPPERS]

I bet he's rubbish.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I bet he's rubbish.

I've got a mate at Villa who says that Heather Mills can kick straighter than him.

 

[Parson Henry]

I've got a mate at Villa who says that Heather Mills can kick straighter than him.

Heather Mills has told me that she can kick straighter than you or your mate at Villa. She is also considerably richer than yow!

 

[Caveman]

Good news at least someone who might cause a threat upfront.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Heather Mills has told me that she can kick straighter than you

That, sir, would not surprise me. And that's without her plastic leg on. I make Ashley Neal look like Michel Platini.

(I don't have any mates at Villa. They're very geeky there.)

 

[Da Man Clay]

Good news at least someone who might cause a threat upfront.

It dosen't seem that way, His record for Wrexham is hardly encouraging.

 

[Simster]

I bet he's rubbish.

He's going to be f***ing shit. Believe it.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Good news i think..let's hope he's half decent!

I assume this means we'll see more of Hart back in midfield now?

Hart Cox Hammond Frutos?

or

Cox Hammond Carpenter Frutos?

or

Hart Hammond Carpenter Cox?

Think i prefer the first one myself. Of course, i'm making the assumption that the new kid starts!

 

[Soul Finger]

He's going to be f***ing shit. Believe it.

Nothing like a bit of optimism...

 

[Simster]

Nothing like a bit of optimism...

Yeah, cos we'd be right up the SHITTER if it wasn't for Stokes or one of the other millions of top notch loan signings we've literally had to turn away at the door in the past 12 months.

Lets face - we only sign rubbish loan players. No-one else has wanted to come here in the past year. He will be GASH, FACT.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lets face - we only sign rubbish loan players. No-one else has wanted to come here in the past year. .

You're so right. That McShane was absolute pony.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It dosen't seem that way, His record for Wrexham is hardly encouraging.

During his stint at Wrexham....

They won 5, drew 4 and lost 6.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Ha ha, when have you ever seen this guy play?

He's hardly seen Michel Kuipers, Kerry Mayo or Paul Reid play much recently either so I wouldn't worry about it...

 

[Da Man Clay]

During his stint at Wrexham....

They won 5, drew 4 and lost 6.

And what did he do in that time? Something like 2 goals in 15 games. How fantastic, just what we need when we want goals or experience.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

And what did he do in that time? Something like 2 goals in 15 games. How fantastic, just what we need when we want goals or experience.

If he is our targetman, then surely the other strikers will feed off him. Worth a shot at least!

I would prefer Crouch myself, but beggars can't be choosers!

 

[Gully]

We aren't exactly flush with cash to sort out our current deficiencies, give this lad a chance, he can't be that bad or he wouldn't be on the books at Villa.