Retro insults thread

[footychick]

Dickwad

 

[Mendoza]

Weener

 

[Man of Harveys]

Needledick

 

[Lady Whistledown]

...and it's sequel "Jimmy reckon!"

Chinny recKON where I was.

Though having had this conversation with friends there were other variations such as "Itchy chin", "Itchy beard" and "Tutankhamooooon", all accompanied, of course, by thoughtful stroking of an imaginary beard.

Not to forget "liar, liar, pants on fire".

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oh, and may I be permitted a juvenile song or two?

Scooby Dooby Doo
Did a poo
In one of Shaggy's slippers
Shaggy put it on
What a pong
It made him shake & shiver.




I'm eight years old all over again

 

[John Bumlick]

buzzer beat me to the benny so...

fleabag - usually in reference to a strange and quite possibly smelly girl.

 

[Trufflehound]

Oh, and may I be permitted a juvenile song or two?

Ta ra ra boom dee-ay
My knickers flew away
They went on holiday
They came back back yesterday

Or (to the tune of Scotland the Brave - ish):

Hark! Hark! My bum is calling.
Must be the eggs I had this morning
Quick! Quick! The lavatory door
Too late - it's on the floor

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy
So he showed it to the lady next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now its only 3 foot 4.



Top (pre metric) immaturity.

 

[Wilko]

What do you do
when you need to have a poo
in an English country garrrrdeeen

Pull down your pants
and suffocate the ants
in an English country garrrrdeeen

 

[Mendoza]

What do you do
when you need to have a poo
in an English country garrrrdeeen

Pull down your pants
and suffocate the ants
in an English country garrrrdeeen

You DOUCHEbag

 

[maffew]

psycho hose beast

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What's the time
Half past nine
Hang your knickers on the line
When the teacher rings the bell
Squeeze her tits and run like hell

:sniggerschildishly:

 

[Wilko]

You DOUCHEbag

Have you tried having a poo sitting the wrong way round on the toilet yet or what?

 

[Mendoza]

Have you tried having a poo sitting the wrong way round on the toilet yet or what?

it doesnt work, men cannot straddle with their legs that far apart, it means hovering, therefore increasing the chances of missing the bowl, and pooing on the floor - you mongaloid!

 

[Wilko]

it doesnt work, men cannot straddle with their legs that far apart, it means hovering, therefore increasing the chances of missing the bowl, and pooing on the floor - you mongaloid!

Well, at least you gave it a go. Deacon features.

 

[Curious Orange]

What a bunch of DICKSPINS you lot are!!

 

[Simster]

I think we've forgotten "posho".

 

[SurreySeagulls]

come on you spackies, leave it out or I'll have to cuff you one

 

[Trufflehound]

come on you spackies, leave it out or I'll have to cuff you one

Now you're just asking for a Chinese burn.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Now you're just asking for a Chinese burn.

And YOU are asking to be POSTED :longhill: