Retro insults thread

[Lady Whistledown]

Wedgie, anyone?

Or perhaps a bogwash for the weekend.

 

[Wilko]

Wedgie, anyone?

Or perhaps a bogwash for the weekend.

We need to BUNDLE someone before we bogwash them.

BUNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLE

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Have you seen the movie Gaylords Say No?"*

"No"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

 

[Rambo]

A neighbours classic from the 80's - 'Dork'

 

[Guy Fawkes]

What do you do
when you need to have a poo
in an English country garrrrdeeen

Pull down your pants
and suffocate the ants
in an English country garrrrdeeen

thought it was

What do you do
when you need the loo
in an English country garrrrdeeen

Pull down your pants
and piddle on the ants
in an English country garrrrdeeen

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Jesus Christ, Superstar
flying through the air on a yamaha
did a skid,
killed a kid
fractured his balls on a dustbin lid

 

[Norman Potting]

Lets hear it for "Poltroon"!

 

[vegster]

Spangle

 

[backson]

Wedgie, anyone?

Now this one has always bothered me. It seems to be the generally accepted phrase now, but at our school it was always a Shreddie.

 

[Questions]

,c.un.t ...........

 

[The Large One]

We break up
We break down
We don't care if the school falls down
No more English, no more French
No more sitting on the old school bench

If the teacher interferes
Lay her down and box her ears
If that does not serve her right
Blow her up with dynamite