Retro insults thread

[Captain Haddock]

Buffoon

Popinjay

Cad

Cuckold

Blaggard

Rotter

Scoundrel

 

[SurreySeagulls]

You rem

as in short for remedial

 

[Jahooli]

you numbskull

 

[Wienergull]

Prannet (as featured in Billericay Dicky: "She wasn't half a prannet...")

 

[Seagullible]

piddlewit

 

[Lord Bracknell]

ED and SIMEON are both WAZZOCKS

You're OFF YOUR ROCKER, there, MoH.

Simster may be a bit of a FRUITCAKE, but he's not completely DOPEY.

 

[Jahooli]

Ninny

Ninnyhammer

 

[Seagullible]

weed
weekling

 

[Seagullible]

not PC but thin kid at school was call Eithiopian or skin-bone indian

 

[Jahooli]

Titbox

 

[backson]

When someone said something that wasn't quite believeable.

"Oh yeah, Jimmy Hill" (whilst rubbing chin)

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Dicky Levitt!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

When someone said something that wasn't quite believeable.

"Oh yeah, Jimmy Hill" (whilst rubbing chin)

Good Call!...either that or.."Oh yeah, Jackanory!"

 

[Jahooli]

Fatty Boom Boom

seems to be being used again but I remember it from Crackerjack

 

[Munkfish]

calling someone a dickhead and tossing off a invisable dick on your forehead!

 

[Jahooli]

nobby

But it had to be half sung as NOB-EE-EE accompanied by a wanker sign.

 

[Man of Harveys]

*sticks out tongue and makes sound like hhnmnmnmnhhh*

 

[Captain Haddock]

When someone said something that wasn't quite believeable.

"Oh yeah, Jimmy Hill" (whilst rubbing chin)

...and it's sequel "Jimmy reckon!"

 

[Caveman]

Smeg head or smeg face.

(sorry if already mentioned couldn't be arsed to trawl all 4 pages).

 

[Barrow Boy]

Bender

Spaz