Resident CAT lovers...

[hans kraay fan club]

no more puns then?

disappointing

All bin done, sadly.

Unless anyone has some wheelie good new ones.

 

[Silent Bob]

i know us cat owners should tell them to behave themselves and stay out of other peoples gardens, follow them around all day with poop scoops and keep them on a lead ffs

Well obviously not, but it's your cat, you're still responsible for it.


Anyway I hope someone puts the old bint in a wheelie bin. Then rolls it down a steep hill.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i was a WHISKER away from giving up on this thread hkfc, but you've given me hope

 

[Badger]

All bin done, sadly.

Unless anyone has some wheelie good new ones.

I wouldn't want to waste my time on it.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It is good news that the authorities have managed to COLLAR the culprit, so quickly.

 

[KneeOn]

I reckon it is all a load of RUBBISH and that tabby is being a bit of a PUSSY over it all.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i hope the owners are FELINE ok after this trauma

 

[Badger]

This thread is in danger of getting LITTERed with puns

 

[herecomesaregular]

i like cats, would like one if i didn't work 24 hour shifts.

however wrong it was .... i can still see the funny side. the cat wasn't in any real danger. the dustmen would have discovered it and the owner or a passerby would have heard it's meoiuw-ing in time.

too much fuss being made!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The level of cruelty some people display, really does give you paws for thought, doesn't it?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

i like cats, would like one if i didn't work 24 hour shifts.

however wrong it was .... i can still see the funny side. the cat wasn't in any real danger. the dustmen would have discovered it and the owner or a passerby would have heard it's meoiuw-ing in time.

too much fuss being made!

And if it had been BIN DAY, and the cat had been asleep when the binmen came, or the sound of the bin lorry machinery drowned out its desperate, pitiful, plaintive meeows, and it subsequently got crushed, and blood and guts and that went all everywhere, and the little eight year old girl had no little cat anymore, so got really upset, and developed complexes, including anorexia and stuff, and got all skinny and died and that, would THAT be serious?

Eh?

 

[Badger]

And if it had been BIN DAY, and the cat had been asleep when the binmen came, or the sound of the bin lorry machinery drowned out its desperate, pitiful, plaintive meeows, and it subsequently got crushed, and blood and guts and that went all everywhere, and the little eight year old girl had no little cat anymore, so got really upset, and developed complexes, including anorexia and stuff, and got all skinny and died and that, would THAT be serious?

Eh?

I think you'll find the correct term is "refuse disposal officers"

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It seems that cat is going to be interviewed about its ordeal, which begs the question...

...How much does that moggie in the bin know?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think you'll find the correct term is "refuse disposal officers"

Sanitation Engineers.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It seems that cat is going to be interviewed about its ordeal, which begs the question...

...How much does that moggie in the bin know?

Will it be shown pay purr view?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

 

[Lord Bamber]

Will it be shown pay purr view?

Top work HKFC, I stepped away from my computer for a mere couple of minutes and thought the feline funnies would have dried up to find some more chesnuts. Keep em coming.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You just wait til the PUN QUEEN gets to work. She must be on duty, catching CRIMS and that, or her PUN BEACON would have gone off, and she'd be ALL OVER this thread.

 

[KneeOn]

You just wait til the PUN QUEEN gets to work. She must be on duty, catching CRIMS and that, or her PUN BEACON would have gone off, and she'd be ALL OVER this thread.

She might have just (cat)nip-ped out.

I'll get my coat