Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
I couldn't give a flying fig about Reading, never been to the Mad stad and unlikely ever to bother, regardless of whether they turn it into an English equivalent of the Nou Camp. Their old ground was the most unfriendly ground I have visited in over 20 years of watching live football, scummy police, braindead homophobic pondlife scum supporters. End of rant.