Cian
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That was after the Catholic Church f***ed us further in to them than had been perceived as possible. Even Pol Pot was surprised by it
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That was after the Catholic Church f***ed us further in to them than had been perceived as possible. Even Pol Pot was surprised by it
To be fair I'd prefer to be Irish that English. Republic of Ireland women have the horniest accents, if they're from the right parts. Mmmmm
Without wishing to state the blindingly obvious Mr Chip, it is possible to BE English, yet MARRY [or otherwise tamper with] an Irish lady.
Barrel of Fun
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That was after the Catholic Church f***ed us further in to them than had been perceived as possible. Even Pol Pot was surprised by it
How is his tour selling?
No different in Ireland.
My sister-in-law teaches in a primary in New Ross, and has 11 nationalities in her class of 32 tkids his year.
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
More likely to meet (or meat) them if you live over there though.Without wishing to state the blindingly obvious Mr Chip, it is possible to BE English, yet MARRY [or otherwise tamper with] an Irish lady.
True, though you ARE allowed to go there too. Or do what I did, and go to university in Liverpool.
Billy the Fish
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Hairy as f*** though.To be fair I'd prefer to be Irish that English. Republic of Ireland women have the horniest accents, if they're from the right parts. Mmmmm
Not that I've noticed.
Is it true or an urban myth that the Irish tell 'Irish jokes' about people from Kerry?
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
The Dutch also tell jokes about the Belgians.
And the Belgians tell exactly the same jokes about the Dutch (whom they like to call 'kaaskoppen', or "cheese heads").
The Large One
Who's Next?
...and the Germans about Austrians, and the Americans (once upon a time) about the Poles, and the Spanish about the Morrocans...
Germans tell a few about the Turks as well.
Common as Mook
Not Posh as Fook
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And the Arabs about the Egyptians
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
But who do the Kerrymen and the Tasmanians take the piss out of?
seven stands
New member
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't
have a lot of money between them, they could only
raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!"
Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two
pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a
plan, Cheers!"
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees
and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
more drunk, all for free..
At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I
can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
killin'me!"
Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage in the third pub.
have a lot of money between them, they could only
raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
with one large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!"
Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two
pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a
plan, Cheers!"
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick
the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees
and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and
more drunk, all for free..
At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I
can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are
killin'me!"
Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage in the third pub.
bhaexpress
New member
The Canadians do it about Newfoundlanders or Newfies. The American equivalent of the 'Irish Joke' was (maybe still is) The Polish or 'Polack' joke. Mind you for some strange reason a lot of Americans try to belittle Canadians which if you've spent time in both countries has to be more than a little ironic (not that Americans understand the concept of irony).