Quirky anatomical facts about yourself

[El Presidente]

I have a distorted sense of smell and think my farts are fragrant, yet they manage to clear the room if there are others in it.

 

[happypig]

I have Pectoral aplasia

 

[Stat Brother]

My right ear can't hold 'in ear' headphones.
It doesn't have anything to hook into.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

My pet dog seems to like my minge.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I can have a wank whilst reading NSC.

And the girls say us blokes can't multi task.............

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I have share the same hearing level of (give or take) Tutankhamun.

 

[Art Vs Science]

I have share the same hearing level of (give or take) Tutankhamun.

And you don't have any eyes

 

[Frutos]

My right eye can't hold 'in ear' headphones.
It doesn't have anything to hook into.

May I suggest not trying to put your earphones into your eye to start with?

My anatomical quirk is self inflicted - I have a prominent mark on the inside of my right leg, just above the knee, as a remnant of where I apparently used to chew my own leg as a child.

 

[Aldo]

I'm a ****

 

[Stat Brother]

May I suggest not trying to put your earphones into your eye to start with?

haha good point, best do some amending.

 

[Dominoid]

I can touch the end of my nose with my tongue.

I can touch the end of his nose with my tongue

I'm deaf in one ear.

What?

I'm also deaf on one side. Right for me, which side you deaf in? I discovered a while back when a friend of mine lost the hearing in her right ear that 2 people deaf in the same ear walking down the street make a kind of subconscious double-helix as they try to get on the correct side every few steps.

 

[Since1982]

I have double jointed thumbs...and no colon

 

[R. Slicker]

I do indeed have a superflous 3rd nipple.

 

[Hiney]

I can touch the end of his nose with my tongue


I'm also deaf on one side. Right for me, which side you deaf in? I discovered a while back when a friend of mine lost the hearing in her right ear that 2 people deaf in the same ear walking down the street make a kind of subconscious double-helix as they try to get on the correct side every few steps.

Hahaha excellent. Right for me as well, since I was 8.

The whole 'manoeuvring for position so they don't get your deaf side' situation has become a fine art over the years.

 

[Dominoid]

harsh dude. I was born with mine so I don't know what I'm missing. I've always thought I'm quite lucky in that respect; it's difficult to think of something as a hinderance when you've never known a better way anyway.

 

[Acker79]

Having broken a few fingers, some of them now point sideways. When giving blood once the guy testing my blood for iron levels went to take a sample then pulled his hands away fearing he had hurt my fingers, thinking there was something wrong, before realising they naturally bent that way.

I can click my jaw, a lot. Sometimes it clicks while I eat.

 

[Lush]

I have a double jointed tongue.

Once someone stood on on my toe in a pair of stillettos and the toenail went black and fell off. A week later the corresponding toenail on the other foot fell off.

Occasionally I see something eg a picture of apples, or a photo of a man smoking a cigar and can physically smell it at the same time - to the extent that I turn round and wonder who's walked in with a basket of apples or smoking a cigar.

It's nothing spooky - just brain wiring.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Are you stone deaf in the one ear, Hiney and Dominoid?

I believe it is an afliction of Bill Clinton, so you are in good company. If you are using the phone, are you alien to everything else that is going on?

 

[philsussex]

My arms fall out the shoulder sockets with annoying regularity.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I have a double jointed tongue.

You would be a brilliant lesbian.