pulling a barmaid....NSC I need your help

[Waterhall Wizard]

. . . . . . . . . dread to think if she has any intimate piercings, lets hope shes partial to soap

As the Oriental said,
"Make sure it flux."

 

[MattBackHome]

Another FACT that has not been made entirely clear in this thread is that the grim fat plain metal-chested barmaid is also a very nearly a GOTH. That's right. Not a proper Marylin Mansun type, but a half-interested badly-adjusted overly-introverted semi GOTH. So you don't have to woo her at all. Just buy a teenth and a large bottle of Merrydown and ask her if she wants to see your 'Korn' posters. You'll glide in there like a knife through butter, my man.

She is the perfect bird for 'Hunt the Grunt' - put it that way.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Sounds as though it could be like pushing a pork sausage up the Mersey Tunnel.

 

[Race]

Another FACT that has not been made entirely clear in this thread is that the grim fat plain metal-chested barmaid is also a very nearly a GOTH. That's right. Not a proper Marylin Mansun type, but a half-interested badly-adjusted overly-introverted semi GOTH. So you don't have to woo her at all. Just buy a teenth and a large bottle of Merrydown and ask her if she wants to see your 'Korn' posters. You'll glide in there like a knife through butter, my man.

She is the perfect bird for 'Hunt the Grunt' - put it that way.

oh well if she's goth you can guarantee soap is not high on the agenda you could forgive the fact that she is plump and not very attractive but cleanliness is a must!

 

[Bwian]

but im not so sure if she's my type..lol

You're 17 FFS! Any female with a pulse who shows an interest is your type...

 

[bigc]

Another FACT that has not been made entirely clear in this thread is that the grim fat plain metal-chested barmaid is also a very nearly a GOTH. That's right. Not a proper Marylin Mansun type, but a half-interested badly-adjusted overly-introverted semi GOTH. So you don't have to woo her at all. Just buy a teenth and a large bottle of Merrydown and ask her if she wants to see your 'Korn' posters. You'll glide in there like a knife through butter, my man.

She is the perfect bird for 'Hunt the Grunt' - put it that way.

lol.hehe. I have a KISS shirt...perhaps pre-dating her,but still... pioneers

I was at the crescent today....she isnt as bad as you think...either that or 17 year old girls have decreased in quality because i know alot worse than her.

tommyboy, she isnt the barmaid I thought you thought she was...I asked the black haired one who was there tonight what her name was, and its Penny.

who's Harriet then? the saga continues

 

[bigc]

You're 17 FFS! Any female with a pulse who shows an interest is your type...

they arent supposed to know that

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Another FACT that has not been made entirely clear in this thread is that the grim fat plain metal-chested barmaid is also a very nearly a GOTH. That's right. Not a proper Marylin Mansun type, but a half-interested badly-adjusted overly-introverted semi GOTH. So you don't have to woo her at all. Just buy a teenth and a large bottle of Merrydown and ask her if she wants to see your 'Korn' posters. You'll glide in there like a knife through butter, my man.

She is the perfect bird for 'Hunt the Grunt' - put it that way.

Have to agree with big c on this one, facially she is tasty, even a bit Billy Piper (although it could have been the beer goggles). You don't need any Merrydown or the promise of Korn posters, just hold a large magnet to her chest and 'lead' her home.

 

[Rangdo]

they arent supposed to know that

Oh yeah, because thats a really well kept secret

 

[bigc]

Have to agree with big c on this one, facially she is tasty, even a bit Billy Piper (although it could have been the beer goggles). You don't need any Merrydown or the promise of Korn posters, just hold a large magnet to her chest and 'lead' her home.

exactly..nothing wrong with the face,or chest

and she's a barmaid

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'll find out her name for you on monday

 

[Race]

exactly..nothing wrong with the face,or chest

and she's a barmaid

and what about personality? does that not come into the equation??!!

 

[bigc]

the ginger one with big tits?and the metal piercing above them

go on that description

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the ginger one with big tits?and the metal piercing above them

go on that description

welll if there are only 2 barmaids and i know the other one i doubt it'll take long to distinguish between them

 

[bigc]

and what about personality? does that not come into the equation??!!

of course it does

she works in a pub and chats to me, 2 plus points.

 

[bigc]

welll if there are only 2 barmaids and i know the other one i doubt it'll take long to distinguish between them

well there used to be another ginger barmaid there...but alot thinner and less defined.

i wanna know who the hell harriet is?hehe

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i wanna know who the hell harriet is?hehe

quite small, black hair, pale skin


when she does herself up she looks great but usually she doesn't at all, lovely girl though- really stands up for herself aswell(gets some abuse in politics lessons) which i respect

 

[bigc]

perhaps she doesnt work there when Im in there.

she does politics? i love her already

cos there was a average sized black haired girl called penny

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

she def works friday night

 

[bigc]

hmmm im confused

I only got served by ginger and penny last friday when i was in there