[Help] Private Investigator.....adultery

[Dick Head]

Beginning with stealthily posting all about it on a football forum

Der! This football forum is the most #undertheradar football forum in the world.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Maybe Mrs Mouldy Boots fancies a Keir Starmer lookalike

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for Mulder and Scully

 

[Jimmehh]

This is GOLD.

 

[birthofanorange]

I knew it would take something very, very special, to drag me out of that Bear Pit.
This has surpassed all expectations.

 

[lawros left foot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDWF8mMSek&feature=share

 

[Smirko]

Getting the Popcorn, beers and Pringles in.....

 

[lawros left foot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtexEdWf_Y&feature=share

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for Mulder and Scully

Sounds like the role of deep throat has already been filled


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[Swansman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtexEdWf_Y&feature=share

Nah.. this is more intriguing.. and with Mouldy as the main man..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

 

[WATFORD zero]

I knew it would take something very, very special, to drag me out of that Bear Pit.
This has surpassed all expectations.

Get back over there and keep them entertained NOW

One's escaped already and just look at what's happened, NSC is now going to get called as a witness in a bloody stalker case

 

[Gwylan]

Sounds like a case of Ann Summers Solstice.

Well played sir

 

[birthofanorange]

Get back over there and keep them entertained NOW

One's escaped already and just look at what's happened, NSC is now going to get called as a witness in a bloody stalker case

I needed some light relief, and by God, I have it in spades...Sam Spades.

 

[portlock seagull]

Someone’s been binge watching THE WIRE during lockdown!

In fairness, plenty ideas you can take from that

 

[MJsGhost]

Best. Parody. Account. EVER!

 

[Fungus]

Take plenty of coffee and doughnuts

And sit across the street with the car window open, taking photos with a long lens. On TV, they never spot someone doing that.

 

[Doc Lynam]

I look forward to the next instalment; can you get free WiFi from a detention cell?

 

[LlcoolJ]

Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry
This could be a case for Mulder and Scully

Mouldy and Scully surely?

Great tune btw.

 

[PeterOut]

It's too late now - it seems that you have already set off with your trilby pulled down over your eyes, and your trenchcoat collar pulled up.
But when you return, listen to the advice that has been given several times before - it will make no difference if she is screwing around or not*.
The Court won't care.
They care about whether the relationship has broken down or not, and what is in the best interests of the kid(s).
We have moved on a bit since the 1950s.

*However your mate will probably care a lot - do you think he will thank you for providing him with that information? He will be going through enough with the divorce, and all the mental and financial pain that goes with that alone.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

So, you got up at god knows what time on a Sunday morning to go round the house of a mate's wife's mother at 6am, just to see if her car was there? You're actually entertaining spending your own money to hire a PI to follow somebody else's wife around? Do you not think that's a bit weird?

If this is really you, rather than a "friend", then it'd be a lot easier to come out and voice your suspicions to her (though if you're living what appear to be separate lives anyway, I'm not sure what purpose it'll serve in practical terms).

If it's genuinely somebody else you're talking about, then you'd be a far better mate by just being there for him if and supporting him when it all goes tits up, as opposed to stalking his ex wife when you only know his side of the story.