Potential Fight breaking out at Wild Years Towers

[Scoffers]

You could always ask the scaffolder fellow if he wants to contribute to your Indian trip !!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Maybe I won't get my loft converted after all

 

[Woodchip]

Maybe I won't get my loft converted after all

If you do, don't ask McGhee for any plans.




*coat*

 

[eastlondonseagull]

If you do, don't ask McGhee for any plans.




*coat*

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Sod that! We want pictures of the Brazilian, Frank!!

NB The female neighbour

How did you know !!


Oh ... I see.

She teaches Brazillian dance BoF. She's very athletic.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Perhaps I should come over to Bristol and have a peak at her Bristols.

All quiet on the Western front, Frank?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Batter him, Frank!! Preferably with one of his own scaffold poles!!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Batter him, Frank!! Preferably with one of his own scaffold poles!!!

Racist! I bet they are undercutting the Anglo-Saxons, eh? EH!?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Unbolt the lower sections of the scaffolding then call Health and Safety and tell them someone else did it.

Failing that, depending on how you want to see this one out - bite your tongue and accept that he is a twat, or offer the shithead out - tell him it's your drive, your car, and if he doesn't like it, he should negotiate with your neighbour for more suitable parking.

Then twat him with a baseball bat whilst he trying to work out the long words. It's the only language they understand.

 

[Rangdo]

Scaffolders are the hardest tradesman going.

Also the thickest by all accounts

 

[seagurn]

Scrape some dog shit on his ladder

 

[chip]

Two men turned up at my house at 6PM today and within a couple of hours a large erection appeared against the back wall. They seemed perfectly pleasant and took away a large pile of hardcore when they had finished. Not all scaffolders are bad people.

 

[ali jenkins]

By the sounds of it, hes given you half a ile of scaffolding poles, be a man and build a cage round your house and shout nasty words at him!

 

[Bry Nylon]

Frank,
Post the name and email address of the company.
They we can ALL write to them and say, "Dear Sir, one of your employees was recently rude and abusive to a good friend of mine, for no reason whatsoever. Should I ever need scaffolding, yours would be the last company I would choose. I will also be giving the same advice to everybody I know."

Okay, so it won't make any difference, but it will probably piss them off to get a load of emails like that...?

 

[Goodfella]

How about asking mrs wild ears to dance around one of said poles, to calm everyone down.

 

[Cian]

Two men turned up at my house at 6PM today and within a couple of hours a large erection appeared against the back wall. They seemed perfectly pleasant and took away a large pile of hardcore when they had finished. Not all scaffolders are bad people.

How they can not be bad people when they stole your porn

 

[Billy the Fish]

Scaffolders are the hardest tradesman going.

My mate's a roofer and he's said this to me before

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Light a fire at the bottom of the scaffold and do a remake of the Wicker Man.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Well, its been a day. Thanks for all the advice folks.

Can someone please come and remove Bozza and Nail Z from their deckchairs outside my house.Its midnight, they've drunk far to much and have turned into Statler and Waldorf and they're starting to smell.

Well, I took my life in my hands and went back outside to speak to the bloke. I was calm and controlled and looked him in the eye and guess what ?
An hour later there was a knock on my door and there was Mr Scaffold. Ah f***, thats it, I thought.
He held his hand out and said "I'm really sorry Mate, apologies like" We shaked hands and he retreated.

 

[Les Biehn]