Pippa Middleton

[Easy 10]

Doubt they're that keen on the Al Fayeds either.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Is that longhand for your NSC confession that you like to knock one out worshipping at the high altar of Karen Matthews or Susan Boyle?

+ Cheeky Monkey +

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Gotta be SUBO every time...if you like hirsute grannies that is...

 

[Billy the Fish]

P-Mid is worth a squirt but she's aged pretty badly. When she first appeared at the wedding I thought she was about 35, then I hear a couple of weeks ago she's the same age as me

 

[Simster]

yes thats why i said biggest ever nightmare rather than first iffy family they have ever had marry into them. the fergusons were just posh and bonkers, they know countless fergusons and spencers those sort of people are their social circle.

these are a different breed, dead eyed driven and middle class.

I tend to agree with this. The horror of the future Queen of England's sister choosing to wear the same dress on consecutive days to Wimbledon is probably a bridge too far.

Despite my previous glib remark, she looks absolutely smashing as bridesmaid there. As Easy 10 has wisely pointed out, there's not a lot wrong there at all. And to borrow from bushy, I'd happily make her face look like a decorator's radio.

 

[chucky1973]

i still prefer Emma Watson, although would not kick PM out of bed for eating Crisps

 

[BLOCK F]

Of course she is attractive.My God there are some fussy deluded sods on NSC....or many inclined to tell porkies!
Me,I prefer her sister and I reckon Kim Sears,Andy Murray's girlfriend is rather tasty!

 

[beorhthelm]

... woe betide anyone daring to suggest that Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton, Kylie Minogue, Rachel Riley, Jennifer Aniston and similarly average women are anything less than stunners will be met with the usual 'you'd have to be gay not to want to smash their back doors in' or 'I bet your other half is a complete supermodel' etc. etc.

its one thing to question if they are stunners, they might not tick all the boxes for everyone, and you're right about media hyping, but to say "How anybody could find her even remotley attractive" is beyond the pale.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

1 bad shot dont make the girl ugly. Did you see her at the wedding. She looked unbelievable. Would smash her back doors in day and night. Would even let her fart

You're sick.

 

[bobby smith]

Gawd know how Greg Stanley got in on the gig...

I thought Carson Yeoung was in JAIL in Hong Kong ??

 

[Don Quixote]

What's with the obsession with anal on here?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What's with the obsession with anal on here?

You know what they say about Brighton fans.

 

[Acker79]

The backlash against this class of fillie is borne from their tasticity rating being blown out of all proportion to the sum of their component parts, but woe betide anyone daring to suggest that Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton, Kylie Minogue, Rachel Riley, Jennifer Aniston and similarly average women are anything less than stunners will be met with the usual 'you'd have to be gay not to want to smash their back doors in' or 'I bet your other half is a complete supermodel' etc. etc. Their tasticity rating gets blown out of proportion by magazines, the media, North Stand Chat until anyone un-sheeplike enough to resist bowing down at their respective altars is vilified by those who would, such doubters deserving nothing less than to be driven out of town by a bunch of inadequate, testosterone charged hand shandy merchants brandishing blazing torches and chanting "Well I'd do her up the back entrance even if you wouldn't!" in unison.

Very much this. Though you forgot to add that if they even agree it's possible to have different taste in women, it's assumed that you like absolute dogs instead of other women who others may agree are attractive. As evidenced by TLO's post.

 

[BensGrandad]

I believe that most on here would rather see Pippa with nothing on than their fellow NSCers in their best suits.

 

[Norman Potting]

The backlash against this class of fillie is borne from their tasticity rating being blown out of all proportion to the sum of their component parts, but woe betide anyone daring to suggest that Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton, Kylie Minogue, Rachel Riley, Jennifer Aniston and similarly average women are anything less than stunners will be met with the usual 'you'd have to be gay not to want to smash their back doors in' or 'I bet your other half is a complete supermodel' etc. etc. Their tasticity rating gets blown out of proportion by magazines, the media, North Stand Chat until anyone un-sheeplike enough to resist bowing down at their respective altars is vilified by those who would, such doubters deserving nothing less than to be driven out of town by a bunch of inadequate, testosterone charged hand shandy merchants brandishing blazing torches and chanting "Well I'd do her up the back entrance even if you wouldn't!" in unison.

The English language - what a wonderful thing!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Pippa is FIT - and don't she know it. Poor show to upstage her sister on her big day, and the sap she's currently going out is history sooner rather than later. Suddenly the world's most eligible.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Probably already been said but nice arse, shame about the boat race!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I rather like Pippa. I don't actually know her admittedly, but I get good vibes from her. Seems like a nice girl. I still prefer her sister though. When Wills ascends to the throne, Kate becomes the ultimate QUILF

QUILF

 

[Lady Whistledown]

although would not kick PM out of bed for eating Crisps

Cameron's certainly never been my type, but ten out of ten for your honesty there.

 

[brakespear]

How anybody could find her even remotley attractive is beyond me.

amen to that.

 

[chucky1973]

Cameron's certainly never been my type, but ten out of ten for your honesty there.

haha, as long as he gave me a huge Tax rebate, I game!