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Pippa Middleton
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The Large One
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What the f*** are you on about?
The Spanish
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isnt it hale and pace sitting next to the bloke from the lightning seeds. wimbledon is brilliant th best of british on show to johnny foreigner with his nosed pressed up against the window. bugger off johnny!
Did i give it away that much?
Northstandite
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- Jun 6, 2011
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See the Gazwag (12:13) and HastingsSeagull (12:51) comments about Wimbledon freeloaders, and money has helped the privileged get better apparent looks.
The screamer
NSC's biggest geek
Are you gay?How anybody could find her even remotley attractive is beyond me.
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Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
How anybody could find her even remotley attractive is beyond me.
Looked all through this thread and it doesn't say who her sister is so I have no idea which one I'd rather spend an evening with. I'd imagine it would be her sister though as in this picture the bird looks like she has had a face superimposed onto a body.
chimneys
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- Jun 11, 2007
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thought it was the fat greek bloke from Blue?
John Bumlick
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yeah, bugger off johnny foreigner and take all the trophies with you...
John Bumlick
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Wow, I assumed that was her mum, she looks very old in that photo. I assume it's just a bad photo, and that she's bang tidy.How anybody could find her even remotley attractive is beyond me.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
She's no Kirilenko (obviously), but there's not a lot wrong there. Not a lot wrong there at all.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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The backlash against this class of fillie is borne from their tasticity rating being blown out of all proportion to the sum of their component parts, but woe betide anyone daring to suggest that Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton, Kylie Minogue, Rachel Riley, Jennifer Aniston and similarly average women are anything less than stunners will be met with the usual 'you'd have to be gay not to want to smash their back doors in' or 'I bet your other half is a complete supermodel' etc. etc. Their tasticity rating gets blown out of proportion by magazines, the media, North Stand Chat until anyone un-sheeplike enough to resist bowing down at their respective altars is vilified by those who would, such doubters deserving nothing less than to be driven out of town by a bunch of inadequate, testosterone charged hand shandy merchants brandishing blazing torches and chanting "Well I'd do her up the back entrance even if you wouldn't!" in unison.
KZNSeagull
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With all the references to her "back doors", we can deduce that there is clearly something wrong with her front entrance.
The Large One
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Is that longhand for your NSC confession that you like to knock one out worshipping at the high altar of Karen Matthews or Susan Boyle?
The Spanish
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what sort of name is f***ing Pippa anyway.
Her Dad gives me the creeps massively. Total wrong un.
Watch this space this family are going to end up being the royals biggest ever nightmare.
Her Dad gives me the creeps massively. Total wrong un.
Watch this space this family are going to end up being the royals biggest ever nightmare.
The Large One
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More so than the Fergusons?
The Spanish
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yes thats why i said biggest ever nightmare rather than first iffy family they have ever had marry into them. the fergusons were just posh and bonkers, they know countless fergusons and spencers those sort of people are their social circle.
these are a different breed, dead eyed driven and middle class.