Paul Gascoigne

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Bars Mar - you'd be more plausible if you didn't refer to people as spackas and fruit loops.

And as for Das Reich getting on his high horse about this - this is a man (?) who uses a notorious SS division title as a user name.

Gazza has real problems - and needs help from those close to him. But he's never had it. People make jokes about this kind of thing because they don't understand it and it makes him stand out. The reaction stems from ignorance and fear and isn't exclusive to NSC or to the modern day.

 

[Easy 10]

I Bet It's The Same PC Crowd That Changed The Name Of That Charity To Scope Against The Wishes Of The Spackas That Started And Ran It.

I dunno if this blokes on a wind-up, but I'm clearing tea off my monitor screen now.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Friend

Its the same thing. The PC brigade have outlawed calling it Manic Depression anymore, you have to call it Bi Polar disorder.

What's the politically correct name for getting all self righteous and telling people who/what they can make jokes out of on a football message board ?

Spielberg Syndrome ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The guy has a certain style Easy.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What's the politically correct name for getting all self righteous and telling people who/what they can make jokes out of on a football message board ?

Spielberg Syndrome ?

Not a bad retort. I'll let you have that one.

 

[Jam The Man]

The guy has a daily battle to stay on the right side of Sanity. I read both his books and his behaviour is rooted to an incident when he was 7 and his best mate was run over and killed in front of him.

I hope this is not going to turn into another thread of " hilarious " jokes about someone else's misfortune.

That's made me day - a post that you've made that i actually agree with for once!




His books are very interesting reads...

 

[The Wookiee]

Former England midfielder Paul Gascoigne was arrested last night and has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act.


The former Newcastle United midfielder, widely known as Gazza, was arrested at the Hilton hotel in Gateshead, on Wednesday evening.


A police spokesman said: "We attended the Hilton Hotel after receiving a report of concern for a 40-year-old man staying at the hotel. The man was detained under the Mental Health Act and no one was injured during the incident."


It follows an earlier incident at the Malmaison Hotel where it is believed he terrorised guests and staff at a five star hotel after a menacing rampage.

Police were called after the former England player grabbed a night porter by the throat while carrying a steak knife.


Gascoigne, who has battled alcohol addiction, was recuperating after a hip operation at the five star Newcastle hotel.


It is understood that he refused to be evacuated after deliberately setting off fire alarms.


A source at the Malmaison hotel said: "Paul Gascoigne was escorted from the hotel early this morning by the police and his sister after assaulting our Night Porter.


"He had allegedly set the fire alarms off at 3am at a break glass point, and when offered assistance with evacuation (he is classed as a disabled guest following surgery) he became aggressive towards the night porter and grabbed him around the throat.


Newcastle's Malmaison hotel, believed to be the scene of Gasgione's rampage
"He became very agitated and had a steak knife in his pocket."


The hotel was forced to evacuate all its guests after the fire alarms went off.



Fire engines arrived at the scene but there was no fire and 40 year-old Gascoigne is thought to have been the person who broke the glass sensors.


Manager Lizzy Kelk said he was "potentially was a menace to other guests. The guests in the room next to him were moved out as they felt intimidated."



It is understood that the night porter will not be pressing charges against the former football star.


The hotel worker was described by staff as "traumatised" following the incident and has been offered counselling.


A spokesman for Northumbria police said: "Police were called to Malmaison at 4.24am after reports that a guest was behaving in a disruptive manner towards other guests."


Gascoigne's belongings were still at the luxury Malmaison hotel yesterday and are due to be returned via his sister.



He had been staying at the hotel for a couple of days after moving from another hotel where rooms cost from £200 a night.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

and as for a joke if thats the way you see it then you are just as bad as me then

Yes and God I hope not.

You are either a bullshitter or emotionally immature, I have yet to work out which, but over the past little while since you joined our happy band I have seen you:

Praise the SS
Infer that you have run with some firms and seem pretty proud of it (ooh Mr. category C, you are so hard)
Bang on about some obviously far right "English Parade"
Threaten to smack another poster
Mention anti-immigration initiatives completely out of context

I guess that despite your denials you must be either a sad Nazi Hoolie wannabe or a complete wind up merchant

People on here can and do say whatever they like as far as I am concerned, but you just come across as a bit of a joke, you can spell a little bit better than some of the other Far Right posters but you also have a sneaky kind of need to constantly stick your oar in where it is not wanted.

 

[keaton]

Friend

Its the same thing. The PC brigade have outlawed calling it Manic Depression anymore, you have to call it Bi Polar disorder.

So we're not allowed to make jokes about someone, even though there's no chance they'll ever hear them, but you think it's wrong to stop people using an incorrect and/or insulting term for it?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Correct

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Bars Mar - you'd be more plausible if you didn't refer to people as spackas and fruit loops.

And as for Das Reich getting on his high horse about this - this is a man (?) who uses a notorious SS division title as a user name.

Gazza has real problems - and needs help from those close to him. But he's never had it. People make jokes about this kind of thing because they don't understand it and it makes him stand out. The reaction stems from ignorance and fear and isn't exclusive to NSC or to the modern day.

wheres the link between my interests and gazza's mental health problem two seperate issues

 

[Bars Mar]

wheres the link between my interests and gazza's mental health problem two seperate issues

True. He's More Of A Fruit Loop WhereAs You're More Of A Spacka.

 

[scooter1]

I didn't realise he won 57 caps, thats impressive considering he spent most of his career in the treatment room

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Anyway, I thought Bi Polar was the name for somebody that couldn't decide if they prefer the North or South pole.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I didn't realise he won 57 caps, thats impressive considering he spent most of his career in the treatment room

Treatment Room? That's a weird name for a kebab shop

 

[Monkster]

Anyway, I thought Bi Polar was the name for somebody that couldn't decide if they prefer the North or South pole.

Name of Bar in Kemptown I thought

 

[keaton]

Am i alone in wondering if we'd be allowed to mock a wife-beater whould just threatened someone with a knife if they weren't a good footballer?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Sad news - Paul Gascoigne has now been officially diagnosed as being a Geordie with bi-polar disorder - mind you it could have been worse they could have classified him as a Scouser.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Yes and God I hope not.

You are either a bullshitter or emotionally immature, I have yet to work out which, but over the past little while since you joined our happy band I have seen you:

Praise the SS
Infer that you have run with some firms and seem pretty proud of it (ooh Mr. category C, you are so hard)
Bang on about some obviously far right "English Parade"
Threaten to smack another poster
Mention anti-immigration initiatives completely out of context

I guess that despite your denials you must be either a sad Nazi Hoolie wannabe or a complete wind up merchant

People on here can and do say whatever they like as far as I am concerned, but you just come across as a bit of a joke, you can spell a little bit better than some of the other Far Right posters but you also have a sneaky kind of need to constantly stick your oar in where it is not wanted.

and every time i say something shock horror you stick you're five penny's worth of input in, you dont know f*** all about me but you are more than welcome to pass gudgement i will keep smilling in the meantime

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

and every time i say something shock horror you stick you're five penny's worth of input in, you dont know f*** all about me but you are more than welcome to pass gudgement i will keep smilling in the meantime

I reckon I'm pretty close though judging by that.

Anyroad, keep it up Nazi-Boy.

My gudgement is usually pretty spot on.