Oscar's To Do List

[Fef]

Burn a palace shirt and kill a eagle.

No, no, no, NO. You can't say that.

It's kill AN eagle - not kill a eagle.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Send Barnes his P45.

Clueless

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Sign Matt Upson

This, plus a left back.

 

[mistahclarke]

bring a Michu type player. i.e. One I've never heard of, for very little, who scores for fun.

 

[Richy_Seagull]

Send Barnes his P45.

Clueless.

 

[Hillian1]

Get a deckchair
Place deckchair in centre circle of The Amex
Get the big screens to show the VT they play just before the players walk out.
Watch on a loop until "STORRRRRRERRR" makes the hairs on the back of your neck stick up.

Start work.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Book Barcelona for the the pre-season friendly.

 

[GoingUp]

Like he did in his first full season with us?

In League 1.

 

[nevergoagain]

Book a table at Nandos

 

[portlock seagull]

Use the HOME dressing room toilets.

 

[scooter1]

Left back, centre back and a centre midfielder should be a priortity. And then I hope he plays 2 up front

 

[grummitts gloves]

Do a 'Watford' and raid Barca's B Team.

 

[Pevenseagull]

petition for Calde to be given freedom of the city

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Shit. Shower. Shave (but not too much).

 

[Seagulltonian]

Work on a Plan B, Plan C, and maybe a Plan D, just for backup

 

[Hastings woody]

Ring Reading & anyone after Liam and tell them to f off.

 

[Brian Parsons]

Sign Matt Upson

Absobloodylutly and put a huge and I mean huge price tag on Liam.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Ring Bristol City to see if they want Ryan Harley on a season long loan deal.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Shit. Shower. Shave (but not too much).

Absolutely NOT this. It's were it all began to go wrong

 

[Willy Dangle]

Chips, must get hot chips. Oscar loves a chip with his tapas. Chips are on their way everyone, Free chips for a season, chips, chips chips.