Oscar's To Do List

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Still play attacking football at home when we're 1-0 up
Have a plan B, and maybe a B.1 and B.2
Sign Carlton Cole
Sign Matt Upson
Sign Your Name but not Prince
Sign Adam
Turn the lights off after 88 mins if everyone's gone

 

[Hugo Rune]

Sign another left back or two. Take Bridcutt & Ulloa in to a dark room. Tell them they are ****ing brilliant. Then tell them you are ****ing brilliant. Demonstrate this clearly by shit*** into a jiffy bag addressed to a Mr I Holloway, Selhurst Shithouse, Scum City. Next ring a bell. Gully walks in. Punch gully in the beak & demand he posts the poo-laden package to the worzal. Send Bridcutt & Ulloa away screaming 'you'll never leave' whilst dancing to 'YMCA' on the wireless. Win most of your games.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Sign a LB like Shorey, get Upson back, sign David, chillax and coach up the youngsters like JFC, March, Ince and Dunk

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

1. Get "Build A Bonfire" and "We Want Falmer" translated into Spanish.

2. Read them.

3. Start work.

4. Win the Champions League.

(with a fair few subsections inbetween 3 and 4)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i really want courtney richards, rohan ince, vitalijs maksimenko and solly march to be amazing because they have flair names

so make them amazing please

 

[Pevenseagull]

ban 'clacker's (or whatever they're called)

 

[driller]

Promote Calderon to oatways role.

 

[stss30]

Promote Calderon to oatways role.

Great shout. I would be more than happy to see this.

 

[BHseagull]

Watch Ryan Harley training for approx 30 seconds, walk up to him casually and NUT HIM.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Organise some Chorizo and King Prawn wraps and a half decent Crianza at the West Stand Upper Concourse food area.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Watch Ryan Harley training for approx 30 seconds, walk up to him casually and NUT HIM.

Made my day that one, cracker young fella.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

Promote Calderon to oatways role.

Yes I suggested this to a couple of mates on Tuesday makes perfect sense.

 

[BHseagull]

To add to the already FLAIR nature of the team, distribute various MASKS to the squad for them to hide down their SHINPADS and whip them out during an EXCESSIVE celebration.

 

[BHseagull]

Switch the water in the sprinklers to Sangria and aim them into the stands during goal celebrations.

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

Tell cousin Sergio to hurry up and get his ass over to Ditchling for the REMF 7th Charity Golf Day tomorrow .

 

[AnotherArch]

1. Get "Build A Bonfire" and "We Want Falmer" translated into Spanish.

2. Read them.

Read ' Halftime at Hereford'.
and any good article on Brighton/Palace 1975-2013, so that he 'gets it'.

 

[BensGrandad]

Watch Ryan Harley training for approx 30 seconds, walk up to him casually and NUT HIM.

I would rather he convinced him to play like Iniesta Xavi or Fabregas

 

[GoingUp]

Sorry, did he still not score 20 goals like you said about? Was also our top goal scorer in 2011-12....

Yes he did... In League 1.

He hasnt got 20 in him in The Championship.

 

[goldstone]

1. Sign Spanish Dave
2. Make sure we have a plan B
3. Sign Upson
4. Sign a LB
5. Have the team play the kind of football the fans enjoy

 

[Luke93]

Yes he did... In League 1.

He hasnt got 20 in him in The Championship.

2011-12 was a Championship season, where Barnes was our top goal scorer whist playing in various roles (including CF, on the wing and AM). I agree he can't get 20 whilst playing up front on his own, unless he hits form early on. But he is capable of 10-12 goals as back up. I don't like him personally but he's good to have around.