Online dating

[Pretty pink fairy]

You've got me convinced Das! You are a WINNAH in life, like.
or not

everyone likes a winner, SHAME YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED AS A BIT OF A LOSER

 

[Commander]

I think Das and NMH should have an REMF Charity boxing match.

Sorry Das, I know you're a top boy but I reckon NMH can take you. Mental people are always superb fighters.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I think Das and NMH should have an REMF Charity boxing match.

Sorry Das, I know you're a top boy but I reckon NMH can take you. Mental people are always superb fighters.

there's only one way he'd like to take me Commander

 

[Commander]

there's only one way he'd like to take me Commander

Heavens above, DR.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Heavens above, DR.

you only have to look at that photo to see how he likes to be on the fringe of things, but secretly would love to be the centre of attention, NEEDS A BIT MORE CONFIDENCE

 

[Aldridge Prior]

You've got me convinced Das! You are a WINNAH in life, like.
or not

To be fair , he's not claiming to be a winner in life. He is simply pointing to the elephant in the room: that you're not.

 

[Commander]

you only have to look at that photo to see how he likes to be on the fringe of things, but secretly would love to be the centre of attention, NEEDS A BIT MORE CONFIDENCE

I have to say it did confuse me to see such a lady killing, international playboy lothario hanging at the back and nervously leaning up against the wall. I was expecting him to be right at the front with his top off, flexing his muscles.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I have to say it did confuse me to see such a lady killing, international playboy lothario hanging at the back and nervously leaning up against the wall. I was expecting him to be right at the front with his top off, flexing his muscles.

he does that at home in front of the mirror

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

NMH could take a leaf out of charlie sheens book , there's a man that's winning.

 

[NMH]

I have to say it did confuse me to see such a lady killing, international playboy lothario hanging at the back and nervously leaning up against the wall. I was expecting him to be right at the front with his top off, flexing his muscles.

That would have completely ECLIPSED Dick Knight, so being gracious with natural humility.....

 

[NMH]

you only have to look at that photo to see how he likes to be on the fringe of things, but secretly would love to be the centre of attention, NEEDS A BIT MORE CONFIDENCE

I know, tell me how to build up my ego DR!
I coulda been a CONTENDER

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think Das and NMH should have an REMF Charity boxing match.

Sorry Das, I know you're a top boy but I reckon NMH can take you. Mental people are always superb fighters.

I have to say I have warmed quite a lot to DR recently. Ok, his right wing views are a bit off the scale but I know he likes a bit of a tear up and if this ever came to fruition I am afraid NMH would be toast.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have reactivated one of my " dating " sites this week and had messages from 5 Women already. Sadly most of them look quite " scary " but I am in conversation with quite a nice looking Polish lady. Watch this space.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Internet dating you get out what you ut in. One of my chums has had alot of success lining up casual sex as after all thats what he was looking for and so were they.

If thats not your bag then fair enough. Last year i went out with someone i met on an internet site for about six months.

Yes there are some mentalists on there (men as well as women) but its no different to meeting someone at a social occasion and arranging a meet up some other time and then finding out they are not to your taste afterall.

It may take a few first dates before you find someone you want to meet again.

To be fair it doesnt have to be "fat wallett" and meals and theatre etc. Most ladies are quite happy to meet in the pub for a couple of drinks. In fact i would be cautious of those that DO want "meals and expense" becausw they are probably a serial dater - just after a free dinner.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

A little tip facebook is your friend as internet photos could be a little, erm, out of date so after a bit of chat ask to add them and have a good old nose to see if they are recent.

Works both ways of course.

 

[The Large One]

Yeah I can imagine the date now

Me - " You look really nice , do you mind if we share a half a pint of lager as I am skint "

Her - " cheerio then "

I have said I'll buy you a pint.

And I have bigger tits.

Oh, er... I haven't got the hang of this, have I...?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Internet dating you get out what you put in.

Interesting I am sure - but what has that got to do this thread ?

 

[Simster]

Interesting I am sure - but what has that got to do this thread ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have said I'll buy you a pint.

And I have bigger tits.

Oh, er... I haven't got the hang of this, have I...?

Just don't expect to be having sex with me on the first night Al. I am NOT that easy.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Interesting I am sure - but what has that got to do this thread ?

Lolz!