OMG just witnesed a fight between a middle aged man and woman outside The Station ..

[Biscuit]

Sounds like Bracknell and Roz are at it again!

 

[empire]

i got arrested many years ago outside the farmers in lancing,on the way out to meeting my mates,i walked past pub ,and saw a man assulting this lass,i asked him to stop ,but he carried on.
I couldnt stop myself and grabbed him,and restrained him(didnt lay him out),in the meantime,the p ub had rang the police,when they turned up,the bloody mrs changed her mind and said i had assulted her boyfriend!!!!!,(couldnt beleive it),the old bill let me out at bloody midnight,then i had my mrs to deal with,and my mates who thought i had blown them out!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Sounds like HB&B lives in a pretty chavy area.

Really ? If you read it properly you would note the main protagonist wanted to get back to Shoreham. Thats the one in Sussex not Kent. I think really you'd give anything to live within 5 miles of this postcode.

 

[Nottseagull]

Really ? If you read it properly you would note the main protagonist wanted to get back to Shoreham. Thats the one in Sussex not Kent. I think really you'd give anything to live within 5 miles of this postcode.

Oh dear! Don't you realise he is just taking the piss about you constantly bragging about your upmarket location? And I, for one, wouldn't want to live in Brighton. It's now more of a scruffy city than the smart town that I remember.

 

[Del Boy]

Thats weird, because last week when i was on Eastbourne seafront, i saw a guy and a girl having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they then starting fhighting, then a police officer turned up and instead of trying to calm things down, he starts smacking his truncheon on the guys head. In the end the guy get the truncheon off the policeman and starts hitting him back AND THEN his wife. Unbelievable.




Then this crocodile turned up and nicked all the sausages!

Good work!

 

[bhaexpress]

Oh dear! Don't you realise he is just taking the piss about you constantly bragging about your upmarket location? And I, for one, wouldn't want to live in Brighton. It's now more of a scruffy city than the smart town that I remember.

Sorry, I should have said 'Do not confuse Tory Boy with Facts AND Irony'. Must be an (ahem) low IQ issue.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

I made a joke about Franz being our Centaur Forward, a joke of which I was rather proud, and only one person got it.

 

[Art Vs Science]

I made a joke about Franz being our Centaur Forward, a joke of which I was rather proud, and only one person got it.

I guess more people get it than reply. Very good though.

 

[hola gus]

i got arrested many years ago outside the farmers in lancing,on the way out to meeting my mates,i walked past pub ,and saw a man assulting this lass,i asked him to stop ,but he carried on.
I couldnt stop myself and grabbed him,and restrained him(didnt lay him out),in the meantime,the p ub had rang the police,when they turned up,the bloody mrs changed her mind and said i had assulted her boyfriend!!!!!,(couldnt beleive it),the old bill let me out at bloody midnight,then i had my mrs to deal with,and my mates who thought i had blown them out!!!!!!!!!!

Not the 1st time you been in nick though is it son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[empire]

Not the 1st time you been in nick though is it son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oi oi less of that!!!!im sure you were one of the mates i was meant to be meeting!!!!,i had about 40 missed calls on my mobile,asking where the hell i was lol

 

[Art Vs Science]

I was thinking if Gary Dicker owned an Off License he could call it Dicker's Liquors, he has not been charged for this business venture idea

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Is that Mika Hakkinen behind Dick Knight?

As it happens ... it's Bob Pinnock.

But there's a lot of mistaken identity on this thread, isn't there Mr Tipple?

 

[hola gus]

oi oi less of that!!!!im sure you were one of the mates i was meant to be meeting!!!!,i had about 40 missed calls on my mobile,asking where the hell i was lol

He He!! Yes i remember thinking at the time, what a lame excuse to dog us all off!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gully]

I was thinking if Gary Dicker owned an Off License he could call it Dicker's Liquors, he has not been charged for this business venture idea

Or if he owned a shop selling undergarments he could opt for Dicker's Knickers!

He has not been charged for this either!

 

[brakespear]

Thats weird, because last week when i was on Eastbourne seafront, i saw a guy and a girl having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they then starting fhighting, then a police officer turned up and instead of trying to calm things down, he starts smacking his truncheon on the guys head. In the end the guy get the truncheon off the policeman and starts hitting him back AND THEN his wife. Unbelievable.











Then this crocodile turned up and nicked all the sausages!

bravo

 

[Art Vs Science]

Or if he owned a shop selling undergarments he could opt for Dicker's Knickers!

He has not been charged for this either!

Lol. Was that not a character in Life of Brian?

 

[Lord Bamber]

Is that Mika Hakkinen behind Dick Knight?

Ha ha, that's my wine gone all over the place.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Ha ha, that's my wine gone all over the place.

Quality! Right on cue Lord B

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I made a joke about Franz being our Centaur Forward, a joke of which I was rather proud, and only one person got it.

If it makes you feel better, I laughed at that one until I was horse

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

40 replies and no mention of Timmy starting the thread with "OMG", posted like some 14 year old Chav girl.

Like omg like there was totally this fight right, at the train station yeah, this woman she like totally hit this man yeah right, then he hit her back like yeah right so she hit him again and I was like omg I'm gonna call the pigs on you like, but then they walked off right to the pub yeah and the geezer, he's totally like sorry dude but I was like omg whatever.