oh oh OH he's magic, it's Joe....

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Wake me up before you go Joe

 

[Scotty Mac]

joe-ing loco

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

What's Joe-ing on?

 

[house your seagull]

gatt gatt down, down-down-d-down

 

[Common as Mook]

Did he play well when he came on, or this this some 'hilariously' sarcastic thread?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Joe Gatting
Superstar!
wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra.

 

[Scotty Mac]

gatt-streets back

 

[Man of Harveys]

Did he play well when he came on, or this this some 'hilariously' sarcastic thread?

No, it's really funny - you crack a load of lame puns to do with his name implying that he's really good when in fact, so far in his young career, he's struggled a bit. It's the BEST.

 

[house your seagull]

does anybody else he think he looks a bit like a bat? i reckon in the squad they call him gat the bat.

it's not an insult, an observation more like.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

No, it's really funny - you crack a load of lame puns to do with his name implying that he's really good when in fact, so far in his young career, he's struggled a bit. It's the BEST.

Gatt's Amore

 

[Mendoza]

hes the Gatman, skibbidibby ba badda bop

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

No, it's really funny - you crack a load of lame puns to do with his name implying that he's really good when in fact, so far in his young career, he's struggled a bit. It's the BEST.

Misery.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Misery.

Indeed. If people are offended by SHIT puns then they really have a problem.

JOE-ing Underground

 

[Titanic]

Scream if you want Joe to go faster?

 

[Bluejuice]

Uh, hey Joe, I heard you shoot just like a clown,
your shots are never down.
Uh, hey Joe, I heard you shot your old lady down,
you shot her down to the ground.
So you can aim with a gun but not a ball, yeah nice one GATTS

The last line doesn't quite scan with the song but I think we're almost there

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Lip up gatty, ah lip up gatty, for the reggae,
Lip up gatty, ah lip up gatty, for the reggae,

Listen to the music, shuffle up your feet,
Listen to the music of the gatty beat.

 

[Scotty Mac]

bridge joe-ver troubled water

 

[scarfer1]

Whats new pussy Gat - woah a woah woah . . . .

 

[Titanic]

Can you outrun Uncle Mike ?

 

[Chester Drawers]

They're easy pickin's at the discotheque
I leave them feeling like they've been in a wreck
You know they wake up all wasted
And they never ever check
Those two small holes that I leave in their neck

Well if they were wise
They would soon realize
They're not hung over
They're just vampir-ized
'Cause Gatts's Back

I wanna suck your..(oooh.. Gattula!)
Gatts's back...