oh oh OH he's magic, it's Joe....

[BensGrandad]

Can you outrun Uncle Mike ?

Not on a football field but might be able to between the stumps. As the Surrey Comet described him when he was at Woking 'the pedestrian inneffective Gatting'.

 

[Common as Mook]

No, it's really funny - you crack a load of lame puns to do with his name implying that he's really good when in fact, so far in his young career, he's struggled a bit. It's the BEST.

Bit pathetic really isn't it. Hey-ho......

Anyway, did he play well when he came on? Any answers?

 

[Scotty Mac]

gatts why they call it the blues

 

[house your seagull]

never gonna score again, guilty feet have gats no rhythm.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Anyway, did he play well when he came on? Any answers?

Had one change and missed the ball.

Girl, You really got me Gatting

 

[Buzzer]

Had one change and missed the ball.

Girl, You really got me Gatting

Well - he must be absolutely shit then with that kind of shot ratio. Carry on with the puns by the way. I'm in stitches here. You lot are a riot when you get together. I bet it's real fun sitting near you at footie matches what with your quirky humour and ironic asides.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Gatt me to the church on time..........nope, didn't work did it.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Joe le taxi

Joe before you break my heart

Joe's lean, Joe's lean, Joe's lean, Joe's lean.....

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Well - he must be absolutely shit then with that kind of shot ratio. Carry on with the puns by the way. I'm in stitches here. You lot are a riot when you get together. I bet it's real fun sitting near you at footie matches what with your quirky humour and ironic asides.

Oh, sod off you miserable fart. I never said he was shit, i just thought a thread in honour of the SHITE songs that were heard yesterday was in order.

As for "you lot":
Scotty Mac 11
Withdean Wanderer 9
house your seagull 3
Tom Hark, Preston Park 3
Bevendean Hillbilly 3
Zesh Rehman 2
ali jenkins 2
Titanic 2
Common as Mook 2
Buzzer 1
Uncle Buck 1
scarfer1 1
Chester Drawers 1
Easy 10 1
mendoza10 1
BensGrandad 1
Bluejuice 1
Man of Harveys 1


...I don't think we all attend matches together.

Get a grip.




I miss sixteen joe-ing on seventeen.....

 

[antpope]

Joe my god I can't believe it, i've never been this far away from goal

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Joe's lean, joe's lean Joe's lean Joe's lean
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Joe's lean, joe's lean Joe's lean Joe's lean
Please dont take him just because you can
Your first touch is beyond compare
With curly locks of mousy hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your work rate's like a breath of spring
Your finishing like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Joe's lean

We talk about you in our sleep
Theres nothing I can do to keep
From crying when we call your name, joe's lean

And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you dont know what he means to me, joe's lean

Joe's lean, joe's lean Joe's lean Joe's lean
Im begging of you please dont take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please dont take him just because you can

You could have your choice of clubs
But I could never love again
Hes the only one for me,Joe's lean

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well - he must be absolutely shit then with that kind of shot ratio. Carry on with the puns by the way. I'm in stitches here. You lot are a riot when you get together. I bet it's real fun sitting near you at footie matches what with your quirky humour and ironic asides.

But are they going to produce a song sheet?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

But are they going to produce a song sheet?

Is that a REQUEST?

Consider it done.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is that a REQUEST?

Consider it done.

I think next stage is requesting everyone where the same shirt to games, we need people to ask how they get to said venue, which pub they are drinking in and how much money they need to take…

 

[Common as Mook]

Oh, sod off you miserable fart. I never said he was shit, i just thought a thread in honour of the SHITE songs that were heard yesterday was in order.

As for "you lot":
Scotty Mac 11
Withdean Wanderer 9
house your seagull 3
Tom Hark, Preston Park 3
Bevendean Hillbilly 3
Zesh Rehman 2
ali jenkins 2
Titanic 2
Common as Mook 2
Buzzer 1
Uncle Buck 1
scarfer1 1
Chester Drawers 1
Easy 10 1
mendoza10 1
BensGrandad 1
Bluejuice 1
Man of Harveys 1


...I don't think we all attend matches together.

Get a grip.




I miss sixteen joe-ing on seventeen.....

Please don't lump me in with your crowd.

 

[Buzzer]

But are they going to produce a song sheet?

Dunno. I'm just gobsmacked at the chutzpah of WW to call me a miserable fart and include yours, MoH, CaM and my posts in his list of "you lot". Apparently we're in his gang now. How underwhelming.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Dunno. I'm just gobsmacked at the chutzpah of WW to call me a miserable fart and include yours, MoH, CaM and my posts in his list of "you lot". Apparently we're in his gang now. How underwhelming.

Well it will be nice to belong, we can be taught the chants now….

So how do I get to the toilet?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Dunno. I'm just gobsmacked at the chutzpah of WW to call me a miserable fart and include yours, MoH, CaM and my posts in his list of "you lot". Apparently we're in his gang now. How underwhelming.

'Wooooooooooooosh


It's an NSC thread.

Nothing to do with who is in my 'gang', thanks.

Sweet f***ing Jesus - yes, it's bloody obvious the thread is sad (hardly a rarity on this site!), but good God, if you're offended with it, go hang out on brightonfans.com.

Muppet.
:thud:



Oh and Uncle Buck, no problem is I start a "Bristol Rovers away - roll call" thread, is it?

 

[Da Man Clay]

What a BINFEST.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oh and Uncle Buck, no problem is I start a "Bristol Rovers away - roll call" thread, is it?

Would prefer if it was a Bristol Rover Fancy Dress roll call thread.