oh oh OH he's magic, it's Joe....

[Buzzer]

'Wooooooooooooosh


It's an NSC thread.

Nothing to do with who is in my 'gang', thanks.

Sweet f***ing Jesus - yes, it's bloody obvious the thread is sad (hardly a rarity on this site!), but good God, if you're offended with it, go hang out on brightonfans.com.

Muppet.
:thud:



Oh and Uncle Buck, no problem is I start a "Bristol Rovers away - roll call" thread, is it?

That's twice you've mistaken incredulity for offence. Let's just be clear. I don't find it offensive.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

That's twice you've mistaken incredulity for offence. Let's just be clear. I don't find it offensive.

Then why have you got a problem?

 

[Buzzer]

clue: Twice you've mistaken incredulity with offence.

Waddya reckon? Can you guess what it is yet?

 

[John Bumlick]

ww & scotty mac - why don't you just touch each other's bottoms and get it over with?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

clue: Twice you've mistaken incredulity with offence.

Waddya reckon? Can you guess what it is yet?

I'm guessing you're annoyed because you can't think of a 'witty' pun yourself.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

ww & scotty mac - why don't you just touch each other's bottoms and get it over with?

Been there, done that.....

 

[John Bumlick]

Been there, done that.....

so why the public courting on nsc?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

so why the public courting on nsc?

Because it goes down so well with our fans.

 

[Uncle Buck]

so why the public courting on nsc?

Easier than social interaction?

 

[Chester Drawers]

C30-C60-C90- Joe!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Gatts of Wrath.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Just before this turns into a COMPLETE shitfest.....

Gatts the way uh-huh uh-huh
I like it uh-huh uh-huh

Yay!! I finally got one!!!

 

[Albion Edd]

They tried to make me go to Rehab, I said Joe Joe Joe

 

[smudge]

Should he stay or should he Joe?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Joe Woman Joe Cry...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Oooh oooh, can I join the gang?

'Wherever I play my Gatt, that's a goal'.

:winner: not like that miserable MUPPET buzzer.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Can I join as well please Miss?

There's a Gatt in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
There's a Gatt in mi kitchen what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that Gatt thats what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that Gatt.

 

[Mendoza]

Joe, always believe in his goals....he's got the power to know, hes indestructable. ALWAYS believe in......JOE!

 

[Dover]

Gatting, Gatting, Gatting.
Could be batting,
A run or two.

Ahhh, haaa, ahhha,
Now go on Master Gatting
Score a goal or two.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Joseph's luck was really out,
His spirit and his fortune low
Alone he sat, alone he thought
Of happy times he used to know
First Man

Hey dreamer, don't be so upset
Second Man

Hey Joseph, you're not beaten yet
Narrator & Ensemble

Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say
Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day
Don't give up Joseph fight till you drop
We've read the book and you come at on top
Narrator

Now into Joseph's prison cell
Were flung two very frightened men
Baker & Buttler

We don't think we will ever
See the light of day again
Hey Joseph, help us if you can
We've had dreams that we don't understand
Narrator & Ensemble

Both men were servants of Pharaoh the King
Both in the doghouse for doing their thing
Narrator

One was a baker, a cook in his prime
One was a buttler, the Jeeves of his time
Joseph

Tell me of your dreams my friends
And I will tell you what they show
Though I cannot guarantee
To get it right, I'll have a go
Narrator

First the buttler, trembling took the floor
Nervously he spoke of what he saw
Buttler

There I was standing in front of a vine
I took some grapes and I crushed them to wine
I gave some to Pharaoh who drank from my cup
I tried to interpret but I had to give up
Joseph

You will soon be free my friend
So do not worry any more
The king will let you out of here,
You'll buttle as you did before
Narrator

Next the baker rose to tell his dream
Hoping it would have a similar theme
Baker

There I was standing with baskets of breads
High in the sky I saw birds overhead
Who flew to my baskets and ate every slice
Give me the message - like his would be nice
Joseph

Sad to say your dream is not
The kind of dream I'd like to get
Pharaoh has it in for you,
Your execution date is set
Don't rely on all I said I saw
It's just that I have not been wrong before
Ensemble

Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say
Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day
Sha la la Joseph you're doing fine
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time
Go, go, go Joseph you know what they say
Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day
Sha la la Joseph you're doing fine
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Joseph you know what they say
Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day
Sha la la Joseph you're doing fine
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go Joseph you know what they say
Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day
Sha la la Joseph you're doing fine
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time

Narrator

Ahead of your time
Joseph

Ahead of my time
Narrator

Ahead of your time
Joseph

Ahead of my
All

Time