NSC Moderators, why don't you stop swearing on this site?

[sydney]

fizzypiss.....

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

There's always Brightonfans.com for those of a sensitive disposition

 

[Nottseagull]

It's not a kids site.

Nor is it an adults-only site.

 

[Falkor]

i thought ya had to be 13/14 to register for forums or is that just some

 

[ewe2]

If you cant debate without having to swear then you must be "fuckwit " !

 

[1066familyman]

I have a 12 yr old who comes home and away with me and I still won't let him on NSC. It's not for kids in my opinion, although I do tell him some of the stuff I read on here re: news & opinions on players, games etc etc.

The club was talking about having a messageboard set up for gully's gang/team stripes members for those kids who want to use it. Not sure if it's up and running yet or not ?

 

[terryberry1]

Nor is it an adults-only site.

Dont like it, dont come on here. Simples

 

[Nottseagull]

Dont like it, dont come on here. Simples

That comment was indeed simple.

 

[dingodan]

There was a thread about a seagulls related video blog, posted about 10 minutes ago. Now the thread has gone. Why?

 

[Titanic]

There was a thread about a seagulls related video blog, posted about 10 minutes ago. Now the thread has gone. Why?

I have asked the poster to check with [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] that he is happy with links to another Seagulls website.

 

[dingodan]

I have asked the poster to check with [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] that he is happy with links to another Seagulls website.

Ok. The site looks good, I hope everyone gets to see it

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Seems a bit weird that you have to ask permission to link to an Albion related website on NSC.

 

[Titanic]

Seems a bit weird that you have to ask permission to link to an Albion related website on NSC.

It is common courtesy, especially if the site makes money from advertising revenues. A bt like asking a shop owner to put up a poster for your event rather than just fly-posting on his windows.

 

[BlueSeagull]

This is for all you uneducated posters moaning about the swearing on here.....



Mod: and just to be clear... this link is NSFW.

 

[Mr Burns]

I see on a thread 'Hillsborough Petition' that within a couple of posts the four letter swearing and abuse starts. Surely you must realise that some people, (maybe all), do not want to read this and that there are young children that are interested in and follow the Albion and look at this site.

I believe the moderators have a duty to protect viewers from this and either warn or then ban people that post with swearing content. It makes this site look unprofessional.

Bearing in mind that a major advertiser (sorry, I can't remember who but Bozza will know!) was close to withdrawing there advertising through explicit images I'm surprised the moderators seem willing to let this swearing happen. I appreciate that the issue with advertiser is different but it is in my opinion it is an unacceptable part of an excellent site.

If any of the moderators wish to contact me and discuss this I would be pleased to hear your views.

CLIVE:
What-, what-, what-, what-, what-, what-, what-, what-, what one has to wonder, i-i-i-is why, artists th-he calibre of Cook and Moore .....
DEREK:
Yes.
CLIVE:
..... should resort to material which, er, basically could be done by, erm, er, .....
DEREK:
By me?
CLIVE:
By you!
DEREK:
Yes.
CLIVE:
Yes, and I-, I mean, I don't know if you saw the play the other night on television, "No Man's Land", by Harold Pinter,
DEREK:
Yes, yes I did, yes, yes.
CLIVE:
Now Pinter uses these words, these-, I-, I suppose to the general public, shocking words, .....
DEREK:
Yes, yes, of course.
CLIVE:
..... but he uses them to effect.
DEREK:
To, yes, to punctuate his, his, his, his, his .....
CLIVE:
He punctuates his dialogue.
DEREK:
..... his drama, yes, yes.
CLIVE:
And when he uses the word "arsehole" .....
DEREK:
God!
CLIVE:
..... it means something.
DEREK:
Exactly.
CLIVE:
And, er, "prick" .....
DEREK:
Yes.
CLIVE:
..... and "****"
DEREK:
Yes.
CLIVE:
Take on this sort of, erm, er-r .....
DEREK:
Well, metaphysical sort of, er-r-r .....
CLIVE:
..... metaphysical punctuation which I-, I find absolutely delightful.
DEREK:
Become almost sounds.
CLIVE:
Especially with, er, Geilgud and, erm, Richardson, who is so .....
DEREK:
Of course, erm.
CLIVE:
..... so absolutely terrific. But, um, .....
DEREK:
Mmm, yes, I mean, "arsehole" i-i-in-in Richarson's mouth is-, it comes out as, er, erm, .....
CLIVE:
Er, pure gold.
DEREK:
Pure gold.
CLIVE:
But, erm, when Cook and Moore, I mean, ah, it's not the same. I mean, ..... "prick" in the hands of Pinter is-, is, erm, as you say, a punctuation point, er, er-r-r, .....
DEREK:
Yes, an epithet.
CLIVE:
..... a marvellous moment .....
DEREK:
Yes.
CLIVE:
..... the end of an extremely witty line.
DEREK:
Yes.
CLIVE:
Whereas, er-r-r, a "prick" or a "****" in the hands of Cook and Moore, it's just a gratuitous "prick" or "****".
DEREK:
One feels it's being abused in some way.
CLIVE:
It-, it is being abused, .....
DEREK:
It's-, it's being, I-, I-, er, .....
CLIVE:
..... and I myself, I-, I cannot see why, in the civilised world, it is necessary for people with a certain amount of, um, understanding .....
DEREK:
Yes.
CLIVE:
..... having been to university, to use the word "prick" or "f***" or .....
DEREK:
"****"
CLIVE:
..... "****". I mean, I-, I never have the slightest urge .....
DEREK:
Why-, why'd you not accept .....
CLIVE:
..... to use the word "f***", do you?
DEREK:
I mean, why'd I-, no.
CLIVE:
Do you ever say "f***"?
DEREK:
I never say "f***".
CLIVE:
No, .....
DEREK:
'ere, I mean I would rather say .....
CLIVE:
..... I mean, why the f*** should I say "f***"?
DEREK:
Exactly.
CLIVE:
I-, I've got no reason for saying "f***".
DEREK:
I'd rather say "carpet" than "f***".
CLIVE:
No f***ing reason to say "f***".
DEREK:
Exactly. Who the f*** cares about "f***"?
CLIVE:
It's absolutely f***ing stupid to say "f***". I mean, w- .....
DEREK:
Exactly. I mean .....
CLIVE:
..... what could be more stupid, than going around, the whole time saying "f***" and "****" and "prick" and "arsehole" .....
DEREK:
(struggling to interrupt) Exactly. It's just .....
CLIVE:
..... "tit" and "bum", "shit", it's just stupid.
DEREK:
Exactly. I mean, i-i- .....
CLIVE:
I mean, I'm not going to go: "f***ing 'ELL!! Shit! Tit! Bum! Arsehole!", because I don't need to.
DEREK:
(laughing) Of course you're not going to. It's .....
CLIVE:
What is the point?
DEREK:
Exactly! What is the point?
CLIVE:
What is the point of saying: "f***! Shit! Tit! Bum! Arsehole!"
DEREK:
"****! Arsehole! Shit! Tit-lickers!"
CLIVE:
"****! Arsehole! Tit! Tit! Tit!"
DEREK:
"Bum! Tit! Bra!"
CLIVE:
"Cut your tits off! f***! Tit! Bum! Shit!" No!
DEREK:
"f***! ****! Oh shit! Arsehole! ****! f***! Oh clitoris! Oh shit! Bum! Arse! ****! Tit! Fat arse! ****! Tit-lick-hole!"
CLIVE:
There is absolutely no point in saying: "f***! Tit! Shit! Bum! Arsehole!"
DEREK:
"Oh f***ing arsehole! Shit! Bum! Tit! Penis! Arsehole! f***! Oh ****! Shit! Oh f***! Shit!"
CLIVE:
"****! PRICK! f***! COCK! PENIS! ****! SHIT! f***! PRICK! ****! ARSEHOLE! TIT! BUMHOLE! SHIT! ARSEHOLE! BUM! TIT! BUMHOLE! ****! SHIT!"
DEREK:
Who the f*** wants to say: "Shit! f***! ****! D'ya f***! Shit! Sick! f***-hole! Shit! Vomit! ****! f***! Arsesole! f***! ****! Oh, jam-rag, toe-rag, .....
CLIVE:
There is absolutely .....
DEREK:
..... f***-arse, the old fart, snot, bum!"
CLIVE:
..... no point whatsoever.
DEREK:
"Oh, earwax, ****, fart, arseholes, dandruff!"
CLIVE:
There is no-, no, .....
DEREK:
"Oh, ear-smegma, shit, arse, f***, bogies!"
CLIVE:
..... there is no point whatsoever in using these .....
DEREK:
"Oh, buggers-up, tit, arsehole, ****, f***, filling!"
CLIVE:
..... stupid words for shock effect.
DEREK:
"Oh, cavity, arsehole, bum, orifice, ****, shove it up your arse, bum, ****, arse, sick!"
CLIVE:
And there I'm afraid we have to leave, um, .....
DEREK:
Who the f*** wants to say: "Shit! Arse! ****! Tear your tits off, oh, put them in the mangle, .....
CLIVE:
..... Critics Forum.
DEREK:
..... stuff your bollocks up your arse!"
CLIVE:
I'll be here together with Sir George Makepeace .....
DEREK:
Oh, who wants to say: "Glad-mushrooms, I like that, urethra catheterised up your enema asks-, says, 'how far passed the arsehole?'"
CLIVE:
Sir-, Sir George Makepeace and I will be here again for .....
DEREK:
"Oh, tit, brum-, brear-, bra, brew-jug, f***, ****, tit!"
CLIVE:
..... Critics Choice .....
DEREK:
"Oh, shit-a-dee-bum-soo!"
CLIVE:
..... at the same time next Sunday .....
DEREK:
"Oh, f***-a-dee-arse-an-ah-ma-fadoo!"
CLIVE:
..... at six o'clock.
DEREK:
"Oh, put your foreskin over your head, fart up your bum, who pulls a ****!"
CLIVE:
I mean, when I want to say, "f***!", I don't want to say, "Radiator!"
DEREK:
I don't want to say all of that!
CLIVE:
I don't want to say, "Radiator!"
DEREK:
Why'd I want to say all of the things that I've just said?
CLIVE:
Do you want to say, "Radiator!"?
DEREK:
No, I f***ing DON'T!! I DO NOT WANT TO SAY ALL OF THE THINGS THAT I HAVE JUST f***ing SAID

 

[Mr Burns]

And for those who have absolutely no intention of reading that lot

 

[alan partridge]

That comment was indeed simple.

 

[El Presidente]

The rules of NSC have always been.

1. No racism
2. Don't be a plum.

There's only one word not allowed on the site, and if someone thinks a post has gone too far then report it. A mod will then pick it up and deal with it, it's nothing personal.