red star portslade
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I really need a stiff drink, i'm an absolute wreck! Just had a neighbour knock at the door, telling me a black cat like my wife's was dead in the middle of the street.
I ran out to find a cat smashed to bits, i picked him up sobbing my eyes out and took him back inside the house, where i got a towel and lay Felini down on the kitchen floor.
Crying and shaking, i went to fridge to get a stella to calm my nerves as i had to phone my wife and tell her that her beloved cat for ten years was dead.
I sat down and necked half a can in one, when i felt a familiar rubbing against the back of my legs. I jumped up and screamed the f***ing house down, spilling stella all over me.
Felini is alive and well, purring away with his tongue up his arse, which is great news.
What am i going to do with the dead one?
I ran out to find a cat smashed to bits, i picked him up sobbing my eyes out and took him back inside the house, where i got a towel and lay Felini down on the kitchen floor.
Crying and shaking, i went to fridge to get a stella to calm my nerves as i had to phone my wife and tell her that her beloved cat for ten years was dead.
I sat down and necked half a can in one, when i felt a familiar rubbing against the back of my legs. I jumped up and screamed the f***ing house down, spilling stella all over me.
Felini is alive and well, purring away with his tongue up his arse, which is great news.
What am i going to do with the dead one?