My last day at work, I'm battered, and

[Simster]

I've just done the old "take the piss out of a really shit colleague/manager and accidentally copy him in" trick.

Marvellous.

 

[Simster]

It went like this:

Subject: The big news...



…is that Wayne Rooney has signed a new 5 year contract at Man U, presumably as a reward for being shìte recently and even more recently acting like a total bellend.









I notice **** is out of the office in the middle of the working day. Coincidence?

Sent to 15 people, including him.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Well played!

Now do a dance at him

 

[Simster]

He's not at his desk. Which to be fair, is the best way for him to add value, or at least not reract from it.

 

[Racek]

Interesting Monday morning chat that will be. Best of luck

 

[ROSM]

Give us a call when HR get involved

 

[Simster]

Give us a call when HR get involved

Interesting Monday morning chat that will be. Best of luck

Today is my last day.

 

[8ace]

Today is my last day.

What have you nicked then?

 

[Racek]

Happy days then. Shit on his desk on the way out!!

 

[Easy 10]

Good luck with the reference

 

[Mendoza]

Total Jackassery

 

[Badger]

I bet your new company won't stand for such TOMFOOLERY

 

[Sheebo]

Hope you've got a new job mate...

 

[Simster]

What have you nicked then?

Two notepads, some tippex, 3 pens, 3 pencils (with rubbers), and a post it note block.

I could have taken a Blackberry but I do have standards.

 

[Simster]

Hope you've got a new job mate...

Yes, yes I have. And a tidy pay rise too.



Update: I have just had a phone call from the head of IT who had fielded a complaint from said tosser.

“So Simeon. You’re leaving. Good job considering the email you just sent”




Fail.

 

[Simster]

Head of IT has suggested I should apologise. But the bloke in question is an absolute BUMHAT and I'm leaving. What should I do?

 

[Chesney Christ]

It went like this:





Sent to 15 people, including him.

Could you claim that copied him in "on purpose" and make it out that he was kind of "in on the joke"?

You could say "do you really think I would be stupid enough to copy you in if I was trying to slag you off behind your back?"

 

[Chesney Christ]

Head of IT has suggested I should apologise. But the bloke in question is an absolute BUMHAT and I'm leaving. What should I do?

Get drunker.

 

[Gazwag]

Is it too late to get a bag for frozen tiger prawns. Each one hidden around the office will give everybody a game to play on Monday morning.

 

[Mellotron]

What exactly do you mean in the email? Are you simply suggesting he is skiving off work or?...