Subject: The big news...
…is that Wayne Rooney has signed a new 5 year contract at Man U, presumably as a reward for being shìte recently and even more recently acting like a total bellend.
I notice **** is out of the office in the middle of the working day. Coincidence?
Give us a call when HR get involved
Interesting Monday morning chat that will be. Best of luck
Today is my last day.
What have you nicked then?
Yes, yes I have. And a tidy pay rise too.Hope you've got a new job mate...
It went like this:
Sent to 15 people, including him.
Head of IT has suggested I should apologise. But the bloke in question is an absolute BUMHAT and I'm leaving. What should I do?