Move on, move on, nothing to see here. Especially no whizzy winger from Newcastle

[Albumen]

I want lua lua and so does my wife

 

[terry1]

i want lua lua so does my cat

 

[dingodan]

I want LuaLua and I also want a sandwich

 

[Caveman]

Meanwhile on another thread, the delay is due to his agent being on Bobby Zamoras stag do....!!

Failed medical or Agent on the lash... YOOOUUU DECIDE! (said in a Big Brother kind of Geordie accent).

 

[Seasider78]

(Connection to club + rumour) / days NSC membership = complete bullshit

 

[chucky1973]

who is this Lua Lua guy? is he any good?

 

[Sheebo]

He's already had his medical, fee's been agreed, we're just waiting for it to go through.

So can I just ask - how did you hear he'd had his medical?

 

[Horses Arse]

for obvious reasons I cant say who he is. All ive told you lot is what i have been told myself. Im a frustrated as everybody else about all the speculation going on. I know for a fact that he is in Brighton or at least was yesterday and it it was'nt for the london to Brighton bike ride.

I appreciate that there is a limit to what you can divulge BUT ....

Was his absence from the bike ride anything to do with his injury?

 

[backson]

So can I just ask - how did you hear he'd had his medical?

He heard him cough

 

[Trigger]

I want LuaLua.

I also want to have a poo but I don't have enough toilet paper.

 

[keaton]

I want LuaLua.

I also want to have a poo but I don't have enough toilet paper.

Have a shower afterwards?

 

[Coleby1007]

Have a shower afterwards?

standard

 

[terry1]

standard

Go find a leaf

 

[algie]

I want LuaLua.

I also want to have a poo but I don't have enough toilet paper.

Fingers then wash hands?

 

[algie]

An old sock with holes in?

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

this really has turned into a shite thread..

 

[Coleby1007]

Wait to dry then scrape off with old bit of cardboard

 

[fruitnveg]

this really has turned into a shite thread..

...Boom-tish.

 

[dingodan]

poo is just recycled food.

Eat it.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Get the pet to do it's job, after you've done yours in the other thread?