Most disgusting thing you've had to do?

[Durlston]

With all the doom and gloom about on NSC, I thought I'd lighten the mood by asking the most unpleasant thing you've had to do for a job or favour for someone?

My girlfriend had left a tampon in and realised it had been in for over a week. The symptoms were a high temperature and feeling really sick so she got about half the whiffy pad out but still knew there was string stuck up her love tunnel so she asked if I could have a feel round as it still didn't seem empty. After much squelching I pulled out the remainder of the pad and string which nearly brought her to orgasm. Within a couple of hours she was feeling much better. The fishy smell is still lingering on my fingers a bit though.

Yours?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Probably reading that.

 

[Beach Hut]

Probably reading that.

About where I am as well

 

[salty seagull]

Probably reading that.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Clean well over 100 pieces of unwashed dishes,plates,cups,bowls,saucepans,knives,forks,spoons,fruit bowls & candle holders for when the bowls & cups ran out in the bath ,when sharing with a flat mate (his flat) and his bird,they never washed up,filthy lazy fookers......all in al i sold my soul for hard core cash and donned the yellow gloves.....the stench and mould? i can see it now.....

 

[bobby smith]

Sat in the Directors Box at the Dell when they played Wimbledon at home in the 80s Vinny Jones took a throw in and some scummer ran up behind Him and punched Him in the Head to massive cheers, i stood up and yelled it was bang out of order which was greeted by a HUSH and glares from all around me, believe it or not i was asked to leave to a round of applause strange peeps those inbred scummers !!!!!

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

With all the doom and gloom about on NSC, I thought I'd lighten the mood by asking the most unpleasant thing you've had to do for a job or favour for someone?

My girlfriend had left a tampon in and realised it had been in for over a week. The symptoms were a high temperature and feeling really sick so she got about half the whiffy pad out but still knew there was string stuck up her love tunnel so she asked if I could have a feel round as it still didn't seem empty. After much squelching I pulled out the remainder of the pad and string which nearly brought her to orgasm. Within a couple of hours she was feeling much better. The fishy smell is still lingering on my fingers a bit though.

Yours?

 

[Lady Gull]

Probably reading that.

This - I was just enjoying some cheese and crackers and chilli jam and now I'm feeling sick - thanks x

Hope she recovers soon from her episode of kipper trench x

 

[Sheebo]

Probably reading that.

literally lol

 

[LukeOwen]

:Lolol:

 

[Beach Hut]

For the love of christ, no

 

[Durlston]

This - I was just enjoying some cheese and crackers and chilli jam and now I'm feeling sick - thanks x

Hope she recovers soon from her episode of kipper trench x

Apologies for putting anybody off their supper. Us blokes have it easy compared to ladies having to feel bad for a few days every month.

 

[Lady Gull]

Apologies for putting anybody off their supper. Us blokes have it easy compared to ladies having to feel bad for a few days every month.

Look you lot still have periods - you just don't bleed!!! Believe me!!! I'm sure the other girls will back me up on this!!!

 

[Lady Gull]

For the love of christ, no

Rofl x

 

[Bigbelly]

I look after my dad and he has cancer and dementia. What really makes me mad is when he goes to the loo he doesn't flush it or misses the hole completely and i have to go in and clean up his extrement. Its gross and makes me gag.

some of you will gave the pleasure of doing it first hand one day

 

[Lady Gull]

I look after my dad and he has cancer and dementia. What really makes me mad is when he goes to the loo he doesn't flush it or misses the hole completely and i have to go in and clean up his extrement. Its gross and makes me gag.

some of you will gave the pleasure of doing it first hand one day

He has an excuse though - and you deserve a medal - xx

 

[JJB]

That is truely horrific. But seriously how do you forget you've got something up your chuff?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

That is truely horrific. But seriously how do you forget you've got something up your chuff?

Sausage up west street

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i was going to post something serious involving a dead Argentinian pilot and a missing arm.


dont think i'll bother now

 

[janee]

Killing a almost dead baby rabbit after the dog had had a go at it and having to retrieve my blackberry from a train toilet