Most disgusting thing you've had to do?

[dexter]

With all the doom and gloom about on NSC, I thought I'd lighten the mood by asking the most unpleasant thing you've had to do for a job or favour for someone?

My girlfriend had left a tampon in and realised it had been in for over a week. The symptoms were a high temperature and feeling really sick so she got about half the whiffy pad out but still knew there was string stuck up her love tunnel so she asked if I could have a feel round as it still didn't seem empty. After much squelching I pulled out the remainder of the pad and string which nearly brought her to orgasm. Within a couple of hours she was feeling much better. The fishy smell is still lingering on my fingers a bit though.

Yours?

on a saturday night , with the missus, a bit to drink, put on the porn and the above is what dreams are made of!!!!

 

[Lady Gull]

That is truely horrific. But seriously how do you forget you've got something up your chuff?

You don't normally!!!!!

 

[Lady Gull]

on a saturday night , with the missus, a bit to drink, put on the porn and the above is what dreams are made of!!!!

Ha ha ha ha

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

on a saturday night , with the missus, a bit to drink, put on the porn and the above is what dreams are made of!!!!

Why wait for Saturday?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Suez 1956....pulling a dead Egyptian sailor out of the water who had been terribly burnt and been in the water for three days...body all bloated and somebody grabbed his arm and the flesh came off like a glove.............another sticky bun anybody.....

 

[Lady Gull]

God I lead such a boring life!!!! The worst thing I've done is have to clear my toilet after my son has laid a cable!!!

Relatively tame I think

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I had to shag a pig to save a kidnapped royal. Or something.

 

[dexter]

I had to shag a pig to save a kidnapped royal. Or something.

blimey its 007

 

[pipkin112]

Having read the post, the wife reminded me of her worst moment that she had.A few years ago she rushed me to hospital with serious stomach pains. After several x-rays i was diagnosed with kidney stones.When the doctor finally came in to see me the wife had to witness him sticking his finger firmly up my arse, to this day she still feels mentally scared.I am still not sure what the doctor was looking for.

 

[Lady Gull]

Having read the post, the wife reminded me of her worst moment that she had.A few years ago she rushed me to hospital with serious stomach pains. After several x-rays i was diagnosed with kidney stones.When the doctor finally came in to see me the wife had to witness him sticking his finger firmly up my arse, to this day she still feels mentally scared.I am still not sure what the doctor was looking for.

Lol omg did he find your brain? Lol

 

[catfish]

Having read the post, the wife reminded me of her worst moment that she had.A few years ago she rushed me to hospital with serious stomach pains. After several x-rays i was diagnosed with kidney stones.When the doctor finally came in to see me the wife had to witness him sticking his finger firmly up my arse, to this day she still feels mentally scared.I am still not sure what the doctor was looking for.

Had he lost his watch perhaps?

 

[glasfryn]

cut a bloke down after he had hanged himself
can't say where or when but surfice to say it was one of the ugliest things I had to do while a prison officer even uglier than having to dig up some who were hanged and moving them to uncosecrated ground to allow an office building to be built both were very sad things to have to do

 

[pipkin112]

Lol omg did he find your brain? Lol

I'm not sure but i gained a watch and a wedding ring

 

[salty seagull]

I had to shag a pig to save a kidnapped royal. Or something.

Edna?

 

[pipkin112]

Had he lost his watch perhaps?

see my reply to tracey

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Unblocked the toilet in my student house. Turned out a house mate had used a j-cloth to wipe his arse....and a few other people had dumped on top of this before I decided it was time to unblock.

 

[Falkor]

No pics we need scratch and sniff

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Pulling lobsters from Jayne Mansfields arse

 

[seagullondon]

I had to do a fatty so my mate could pull her friend. Was not pretty. Could probably find pics

 

[seagullondon]

No pics we need scratch and sniff

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