Moat Watch

[Cheeky Monkey]

Edna,

Probably being stupid but - why not get a SH*TLOAD of those helichoppers with thermal imaging stuff n'ting to scour right across?

Surely be much, much faster and more effective than searching on foot?

Don't be stupid, they only send the SusPol chopper up over Shitehawk at night to pursue two fifteen year old's on a stolen moped. When it goes to court they get nothing more than a month's extension to their existing supervision orders, which they've already breached numerous times, and the tax payer gets to cover the fuel bill for the chopper. The system works and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

[Springal]

Just saw an interesting theory that he's got a decoy that is similar build to him in/around the area including leaving the phones and camp around, and actually he is long gone? How plausible is this? Absolutely hilarious if true

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Yeah. Should be easy for a musclebound Ginger to find a friend in the first place.

And then one that is also musclebound and Ginger and persuade him to be target practice for armed police.

Jesus wept.

 

[Giraffe]

Whenever I lose something, I find it best to stop looking and then five minutes later it turns up. I think the police should stop looking.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Just saw an interesting theory that he's got a decoy that is similar build to him in/around the area including leaving the phones and camp around, and actually he is long gone? How plausible is this? Absolutely hilarious if true

What a spactard.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Anyone know who added all the tags?

 

[beorhthelm]

chap at work reckons the police might have been sent on a wild goose chase. Moat's mates set up a "campsite" in the woods and leave a letter there with a rant against the police, while he's off. could have been out of the country before he was nationally known if he was quick about it.

 

[Springal]

Quite like to hear the interesting theories about how he's survived a week with a lack of food and more importantly water then! I think he's long gone and hes giving the police the run around

 

[Gazwag]

Quite like to hear the interesting theories about how he's survived a week with a lack of food and more importantly water then! I think he's long gone and hes giving the police the run around

something to do with the two already charged and two apparantly now in custordy I would imagine

 

[Easy 10]

Quite like to hear the interesting theories about how he's survived a week with a lack of food and more importantly water then!

He's in Northumberland, not the Gobi desert.

 

[Braders]

slight o/t but the tags for this - WTF?

"anyone for paintball?, coppers know nothing, dead dog, distasteful, gavin, mary poppins, moat, rambo, raoulover, schadenfreude, show some respect, sleeping bag farts, still on nsc then?, stupid theories, suicide watch, you watch - gav's next'

 

[Giraffe]

I reckon he is sunning himself in Brazil by now.

 

[Spiros]

Probably still around the local area but now has long blond hair, big tits and answers to the name of Doreen

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The weathers been nice for him I suppose. He's probably got a great tan by now.

 

[ryeseagull]

Gingers burn. They should check the local A&Es.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I doubt a hard bastard like Moat would be bothered by a bit of sunburn tbh.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I looked all over Google street view......nothing.

 

[ryeseagull]

I doubt a hard bastard like Moat would be bothered by a bit of sunburn tbh.

Maybe just train a camera on the SPF 30 at the local Boots, then?

Or pile up all the sun tan lotion on a bunch of sticks over a big hole?

 

[GlennMurray]

I looked all over Google street view......nothing.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

As a point of order its day 7 not day 8.