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Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
23,647
He's shacked up in some raoulmote farmhouse somewhere I shouldn't wager. The cops must be de-moat-ivated by now and I reckon the Chief Constable up there is definately looking at a de-moat-ion over this and possibly a lifetime of trying to get Edna's useless Airwave radio working.
 






Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,688
I reckon he could be the modern version of Lord Lucan .....

Either that or he's hiding in his mum's attic. She seemed a bit too quick to slag him off.
 




manilaseagull

Used to be Swindonseagull
I find it strange that the army are not being used to track/find him, after all they are the ones who have experience and training at this sort of thing in the wilderness.

Ok I agree the police might have some limited training, but not enough.

Unleash the Army....


Hopefully the Gurkhas
 




n1 gull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
4,639
Hurstpierpoint
I find it strange that the army are not being used to track/find him, after all they are the ones who have experience and training at this sort of thing in the wilderness.

Ok I agree the police might have some limited training, but not enough.

Unleash the Army....


Hopefully the Gurkhas

I think I saw something on the news about them being a bit busy at the mo?
 


Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Who could help this manhunt along the most...is it

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or

Frank-Drebin.jpg
 


Herr Tubthumper

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
61,812
The Fatherland
have they tried looking under his bed? This is where the last missing person was found.
 




Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,895
on a pig farm
theres a £50,000 reward for his capture
if hes not caught by tonight, it goes up to £100,000.


that means it'll be a Raoul over :smile:
 




Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,647
They should give it up as a bad job, admit defeat and move on. Raoul's probably gone straight and is running a convenience store/sub post office in Chipping Sodbury by now and good luck to him.
 






Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
i'm sure they'll find him. whenever you find something it's always in the last place you look. I wonder if the police have had a think about where they last had him. Maybe they should look there.
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,306
Worthing
i'm sure they'll find him. whenever you find something it's always in the last place you look. I wonder if the police have had a think about where they last had him. Maybe they should look there.


The last time they saw him was in prison when he was telling anyone who was prepared to listen that once released he was going to kill his girlfriend, her lover and anyone else that stood in his way.

Maybe he has gone back there.
 




Soul Finger

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May 12, 2004
2,265
Someone who also just been released from prison for violent crime, regularly beat his girlfriend, murdered her partner and shot an innocent policeman.

I'm not sure how you can respect anyone like that but hey, we're all different.

Agree with that Safeway.

I'm not going to post anything disparaging about Moat though, he might come after me next.
 


arfer guinness

Well-known member
Feb 15, 2007
351
The police and family members have put out appeals on television, do they really think he's carrying a portable one around with him while he hides in the woods?
 




Don Tmatter

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
5,029
dont matter
Sussex Police's helicopter has got a thermal imaging camera, can't the Geordie OB ask nicely if they can borrow it, if they cant get one closer?
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,301
Brighton
Edna,

Probably being stupid but - why not get a SH*TLOAD of those helichoppers with thermal imaging stuff n'ting to scour right across?

Surely be much, much faster and more effective than searching on foot?
 


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