Messages For Michel Kuipers - For His Testimonial Match Day Programme

[terryberry1]

Thank you for some memorable years. I wish you were here last season, those other 2 clowns cost us at least a play off place. Hope you achieve in whatever your next venture is

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Michel, what's your favourite humming sound?

or indeed, envelope shape?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

The deffinition of a legend, in terms of goalkeeping he was utterly peerless in our goal and nobody has even come close to matching his brilliance. And in person, a true and absolute Gentleman in every way. When I first met Michel, I was a parking attendant and he was parked outside Reds barbershop on Western Road. The cheeky scamp was parked on the double yellows and he came running out to plead for mercy, but there was no need. His licence plate was personalised, you couldn't miss whose car it was. To say a hardened parking attendant became a complete quivering wreck in the presence of the great man would be an understatement. He shook my hand and thanked me for telling him his performances against everyone other than Southend were amazing. Long live the FDM.

Ninja Elephant, 24, Hove.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

How have you become so hench ?!?!?!? On a serious note, thanks for all your efforts. The save against Wolves is probably one of the best ive witnessed !!

Tom, 18 and a half, Eastbourne

(And yes, i did add "a half" to my age, what will you do about it !!)

 

[Craig4004]

Thanks for all you have done at the club and long may it continue when you hang up your boots! One question; was there anything that you did before every single game to prepare yourself, or that you were superstitious about?
Craig B, 20 from Peacehaven

 

[bristolseagull]

How many coffees have you bought from Costa in Haywards Heath?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

THAT save against Blackpool at home will never ever be forgotten. Amazing. x

 

[papajaff]

Michel, after Adams substituted you at half time away to Southend, did you form the same opinion of him as me?

That he is a jumped up little midget c**t?

 

[cdargonne]

You made the withdean days bareable!!! The best keeper seen for the albion! Who would have thought it after southend...??!! the song, the saves, the 'AAWWAAY' hollar!! No one commands the box like you!! Good luck in everything.
from the Dargonnes

 

[Hotchilidog]

Thank you for years of service Michel, enjoy your day, you deserve it!
cheers
Andy

 

[Oscar]

I always liked that way for live TV games, Michel would sit out and Michael Kippers would play instead.

 

[JBizzle]

Thanks for some astonishing moments and for being one of the best professionals to pull on the Seagulls' jersey. You're a club legend, simple as that.

Jonathan, 29, Patcham

 

[saltash seagull]

I will never forget Michel and Kerry Mayo warming up at the millennium geeing the fans up just before we got the penalty,they were both on the bench but that showed what the club meant to them and played a big part in us winning that day

Terry 37 Plymouth

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

all the best michel, g
rea





great servant to the club.
always found it funny that at withdean all you could hear was your voice shouting at the defence.
have a great day

steve
peacehaven

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Michel, will you go out with me?

Tom, 25, Brighton

 

[KneeOn]

That penalty save against Manchester City, endless survival and promotion campaigns and dull dead rubber fixtures - you've always been one of the most entertaining and passionate people to wear the shirt - I hope you have a successful career in what ever you do. You were my first real footballing hero.

Sam, 19, Hove.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Thanks for all the years, but why did you always blame the defenders whenever we conceded a goal

 

[OSRGull]

Michel, you have been a great servant to the club and a real pleasure to watch, I wish you luck on what ever you choose to do next in your career, There's only one Michel Kuipers.

Gaz, 18

 

[Nathan]

Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?

 

[stevedx]

Michel, thank you for all the years of service, all your efforts, and all the memorable moments, theres only one FDM.

Steve Trewin, 39, Brighton