Man bags - YES or NO??!!

[User removed 4]

I would guess they contain the following..

Man-makeup

Man-tights

Moisturiser

man-hand-mirror

anti-rape alarm

copy of the gaurdian nooospaper

Personal sterio to prevent hearing people laughing at them.

Leaflets to a sex-change clinic.

confirmation letter from a sexchange clinic

It was on the radio the other day, man tights and man make up are known as MANtyhose and GUYliner respectively

 

[Badger]

When does a MANBAG become just a BAG, is there a specific size requirement? Pics perhaps?

I take a rucksack with me, but then my work clothes generally involve shorts and t-shirts so it doesn't really look out of place (although my girlfriend likes to take the piss and call it a school bag)

 

[8ace]

No - hate having to carry a bag around.

 

[looney]

It was on the radio the other day, man tights and man make up are known as MANtyhose and GUYliner respectively

Well pardon me for not beeing an avid reader of Encyclopedia Faggotica.


Its reading threads like this that I start thinking that Westboro Baptist church may be onto something with "Fag enablers".

 

[Bozza]

I have a Crumpler man bag, that looks a bit (but not exactly) like this...

It'll carry all manner of paraphernalia - laptop, wallet, keys, ipod, ibuprofen, some personal adminy papers that need some form of action, pens, pencils, lunch on occasion, business cards, Barclays pinsentry device, USB memory sticks. It really is an Aladdin's cave in there.

 

[Hiney]

Manbag = ESSENTIAL wear

A Manbag is an absolute MUST-HAVE accessory for today's enlightened Metrosexual.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is just WRONG.

 

[Napper]

Man bag for work - Yes

For social = No

 

[Simster]

Man bag for work - Yes

For social = No

Works for me.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Can we stop posting on here and let it drop down the board before any of the Palarse fans see it

 

[Taybha]

some of you lot worry me yanno

 

[Brovion]

Can we stop posting on here and let it drop down the board before any of the Palarse fans see it

Won't work I'm afraid as the girls are already discussing colors and makes ("Ooh ooh I've got Prada!", "Well mine's Ralph Loren!").

I am ashamed, deeply, deeply ashamed to find that there are 'men' on here on who think that a handbag is a modern male necessity. A briefcase is quite sufficient for work and generations of men have managed to carry wallets and keys (and nowadays mobile phones) around in things called 'pockets'. f***'s sake wake up and realise how STUPID you look, you're just a load of bloody sheep .


PS - To all the real blokes on here: you are legally allowed to PUNCH any 'man' with a handbag and tip the contents into the gutter. They won't hit you back because they'll be too busy blubbing about how beastly you are whilst scrabbling around in the gutter retreiving their Harry Potter books and spare ties.

 

[User removed 4]

Won't work I'm afraid as the girls are already discussing colors and makes (Ooh ooh I've got Prada!", "Well mine's Ralph Loren!").

I am ashamed, deeply, deeply ashamed to find that there are 'men' on here on who think that a handbag is a modern male necessity. A briefcase is quite sufficient for work and generations of men have managed to carry wallets and keys (and nowadays mobile phones) around in things called 'pockets'. f***'s sake wake up and realise how STUPID you look, you're just a load of bloody sheep .


PS - To all the real blokes on here: you are legally allowed to PUNCH any 'man' with a handbag and tip the contents into the gutter. They won't hit you back because they'll be too busy blubbing about how beastly you are whilst scrabbling around in the gutter retreiving their Harry Potter books and spare ties.

 

[Bozza]

Won't work I'm afraid as the girls are already discussing colors and makes ("Ooh ooh I've got Prada!", "Well mine's Ralph Loren!").

I am ashamed, deeply, deeply ashamed to find that there are 'men' on here on who think that a handbag is a modern male necessity. A briefcase is quite sufficient for work and generations of men have managed to carry wallets and keys (and nowadays mobile phones) around in things called 'pockets'. f***'s sake wake up and realise how STUPID you look, you're just a load of bloody sheep .


PS - To all the real blokes on here: you are legally allowed to PUNCH any 'man' with a handbag and tip the contents into the gutter. They won't hit you back because they'll be too busy blubbing about how beastly you are whilst scrabbling around in the gutter retreiving their Harry Potter books and spare ties.

So, reading between the lines, are you saying you've not taken the plunge yet?

 

[Brovion]

In mine, right now, I have:

• My lunch (sarnie, sausage roll, crisps, loads of fruit),
• A jumper (cos my office has no heating and gets very cold)
• A pack-a-mac (because Walsall is a very rainy place)
• A note telling me that royal mail tried to deliver a package whilst I was out (I need to phone them back, innit)
• My Wallet
• My ipod
• Pen
• Ibruprofen
• Spare shoelaces (I break shoelaces accidentally a lot with my big, rough, MANLY hands)
• Waterbottle I use for gym

Oh dear God. You sir are a lost cause. Spare shoelaces! Headache pills! I'm speechless.

 

[8ace]

Wallet and phone left hand pocket.
Keys, shrapnel, 20 B&H and lighter right hand pocket.
Tickets, betting slips etc back pocket.
Job done.

 

[NMH]

Little plastic shiny light-blue or pink screams wrong-un.

Big black canvas with some really shit band logo that looks like some kiddy's toy says goth who will never be secure in who they are.

Leather with straps or tassles hanging off it suggests potential closet gayboy (unless he's got it from an equine shop, in which case he better have a horse to go with it), or plain ol' girlyman.

A true gunslinging manly man, ready to round up a veritable herd of panting bints, has a plain utility briefcase style, no fuss, and it's used for carrying stuff like a spare shirt in case someone's blood splatters on the one he's wearing. Also a music magazine or a newspaper, headphones/music equipment, notepad for collecting phone-numbers and remembering names and arranging dates, and condoms.

 

[NMH]

Won't work I'm afraid as the girls are already discussing colors and makes ("Ooh ooh I've got Prada!", "Well mine's Ralph Loren!").

I am ashamed, deeply, deeply ashamed to find that there are 'men' on here on who think that a handbag is a modern male necessity. A briefcase is quite sufficient for work and generations of men have managed to carry wallets and keys (and nowadays mobile phones) around in things called 'pockets'. f***'s sake wake up and realise how STUPID you look, you're just a load of bloody sheep .


PS - To all the real blokes on here: you are legally allowed to PUNCH any 'man' with a handbag and tip the contents into the gutter. They won't hit you back because they'll be too busy blubbing about how beastly you are whilst scrabbling around in the gutter retreiving their Harry Potter books and spare ties.

Brilliant.
Brov, you are a modern gunslinger

 

[Billy the Fish]

If you need a laptop for work then surely that doesn't really count as a man bag. I've got a rucksack with my laptop, tools and various cables that I need for my job.

By man bag I mean one of those 'ironic' Gola things, or a leather satchel.

 

[The Spanish]

This is one of the most entertaining threads for ages. I wish I could say I am shocked but it is so predictable.

I bet loads of you have retro Gola bags and walk round like Tim Lovejoy.

 

[The Spanish]

If you need a laptop for work then surely that doesn't really count as a man bag. I've got a rucksack with my laptop, tools and various cables that I need for my job.

By man bag I mean one of those 'ironic' Gola things, or a leather satchel.

f***ing hell, great minds. Bought from somewhere in the North Laine for £2000 too, I bet.