Long Distance Relationships

[trueblue]

I automatically put the phone down, and never rang or saw her again.

Even though I did get annoying phone calls from her to explain why, but I was having none of it.

You are absolutely certain she wasn't having an asthma attack at the time?

 

[Da Man Clay]

Well they didn't work for me, Broke up with my girlfriend last night.

Still im not that worried about it, Got someone else lined up down here.

 

[bhaexpress]

Yes and no, one of mine clearly didn't although there were other factors but the current one most definatley is.

 

[ali jenkins]

Sorry to hear that DAMANCLAY, still if youve got something else lined up then go for it!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I always thought that Crawley was too far away for a good relationship so I can't understand how people can make relationships work when they are hundreds or thousands of miles apart. But each to their own.

You haven't had a shag for 8 months and you spend time on NSC on the night she returns to your arms.

Respect Mon Bráve..Respect.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I think It can yes, my girlfriend is in oz at the moment and met up with her last night for first time in 8 weeks.
Be together for a month before go different ways again.

Wrong Quote before...otherwise odd reply I feel.

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

i hate long distance relationships, met my last girlfriend in tenerife and despite her living in southampton we made it work for a few months. then she went to uni in leeds and im in reading ... she dumped me last tuesday.

 

[Les Biehn]

i hate long distance relationships, met my last girlfriend in tenerife and despite her living in southampton we made it work for a few months. then she went to uni in leeds and im in reading ... she dumped me last tuesday.

Sorry to hear that mate. Its never nice.

 

[Trufflehound]

Bet I can beat most long distance relationship tales. Thanks to university and "need to see the world" commitments, the first 5 years of my life with the current Mrs Trufflehound went roughly as follows:

1 year - Me: Cardiff; Mrs T: Cardiff
1 year - Me: Hove; Mrs T: Madrid
9 months - Me: Hove; Mrs T: Cardiff
3 months - Me: Hove; Mrs T: Majorca
1 year - Me: Hove; Mrs T: Cardiff
5 months - Me: Canada; Mrs T: Swansea
1 month - Me: New Zealand; Mrs T: New Zealand
6 months - Me: Australia; Mrs T: Holland

I can't pretend it was all plain sailing throughout that time and there were no dodgy moments, but if you both want something to work enough, then it can.

Having said that, the last 17 years since we managed to co-ordinate our lives and be in the same country as each other have been WAY better...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

its doing my head in, it really is

being SO far from the lovely mrs. boy is properly pissing me off

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Mine is 250 miles away in Manchester but I am looking to move there. I wove her so.

more specifically, she's in my bed, waiting for me to return.

when she tells you she's having a good time up here, she's not lying.

 

[Les Biehn]

more specifically, she's in my bed, waiting for me to return.

when she tells you she's having a good time up here, she's not lying.

Brilliant. Did you think of that one all by yourself or just copy and paste sections from the other 2 million jokes along those lines on here?

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

sorry les. i saw the manchester reference and couldn't resist.

all the best.

 

[smudge]

Brighton-Melbourne for me. No it hasn't!

 

[bhanutz]

Yes and no, one of mine clearly didn't although there were other factors but the current one most definatley is.

Difference is you have used Rent-A-Bride....

 

[dwayne]

Difference is you have used Rent-A-Bride....

good post