Lion on the loose

[Dr Q]

Police have called off hunt, they think it was just a large domestic cat.

Says a lot for the sh*t for brains Essex population!

 

[glasfryn]

You should know by now that Edna is the mouthpiece of Her Majesty's Constabulary on here..she says many wise and arch things about policing and is quick to point out their frailties. She is still job though and sometimes struggles with the perceptions of the ordinary Joe public and other frontline people.

I an tell you that I worked in A&E for some years and had a great relationship with the police in general...I can also remember some proper wrong uns and could tell some stories that would not inspire a huge amount of confidence in quite a few of Brightons finest. It's a tough job but comes with a huge amount of privilege and authority. Not everyone in blue can handle that.

By the same token I have worked with several liars and thieves who are Doctors and Nurses as well as a fair few drug addicts and drunkards.

It's all part of life.

on the same tack I have been in many prisons permanently and on detached duty and have met some right b******ds in and out of uniform many of those out (the cons) I would happily go down the pub with after they have done there time of coarse(in some cases 30 years)others in uniform I would trust my life with and others I would not spit on if they were on fire but while in a mess would help get them out of it but thats all.
I have met some great coppers,good guys who have in several cases come to my rescue.
I just have this problem with the good old boys in blue who aren't good, maybe my problem is I spent some time at the Scrubs and with London comes the Met and while I was there we done a lot of court work and was forced to get into deep conversation with some of them.
The Met even the name makes me shudder.............I really could write a book

 

[Bladders]

Police have called off hunt, they think it was just a large domestic cat.

Says a lot for the sh*t for brains Essex population!

was probably a shaggy dog

 

[glasfryn]

police have called off hunt, they think it was just a large domestic cat.

Says a lot for the sh*t for brains essex population!

meggy was out all night .......could it have been ....nah

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

OK, heres the situation:

You are faced with a Lion, all teeth and claws bazing and it just so happens you have a gun, do you:

a) Shoot the bent copper
b) Shoot the prison officer
c) Shoot the Lion
d) Shoot the yound child who may or may not be chasing the Lion
e) shoot yourself
f) Shoot Ashley Barnes
g) Shoot the drunk nurse.

i think this covers all scenarios on this thread, I may however have added one in.

I call option d. It's the only one with no repercussions .....

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

OK, heres the situation:

You are faced with a Lion, all teeth and claws bazing and it just so happens you have a gun, do you:

a) Shoot the bent copper
b) Shoot the prison officer
c) Shoot the Lion
d) Shoot the yound child who may or may not be chasing the Lion
e) shoot yourself
f) Shoot Ashley Barnes
g) Shoot the drunk nurse.

i think this covers all scenarios on this thread, I may however have added one in.

Give the gun to the child and tell him to shoot whoever comes at him first.

 

[junior]

Whats all this nonesense, ALL cats should be shot full stop. The f***ing things keep coming into my garden and crapping everywhere. Does anyone know anything you can put down to get rid of them?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Give the gun to the child and tell him to shoot whoever comes at him first.

Or give the gun to Barnes, tell him to shoot you then hide behind a barn door.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Whats all this nonesense, ALL cats should be shot full stop. The f***ing things keep coming into my garden and crapping everywhere. Does anyone know anything you can put down to get rid of them?

Anti purrrsenel mines.

 

[seagully]

Whats all this nonesense, ALL cats should be shot full stop. The f***ing things keep coming into my garden and crapping everywhere. Does anyone know anything you can put down to get rid of them?

Buy a lion.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I just have this problem with the good old boys in blue who aren't good

I assure you, so do the rest of us. Every time some copper out there acts like an arse, or oversteps the mark, it makes my next job harder. Personally, I aim to treat everyone with a bit of basic respect, that usually does the trick.

I can't speak for the Met, as I've never worked there, but some of the stuff that seems to come out every now & again amazes me. Not in a good way.

But perhaps one of NSC's resident Met officers would like to fight their corner...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I assure you, so do the rest of us. Every time some copper out there acts like an arse, or oversteps the mark, it makes my next job harder. Personally, I aim to treat everyone with a bit of basic respect, that usually does the trick.

I can't speak for the Met, as I've never worked there, but some of the stuff that seems to come out every now & again amazes me. Not in a good way.

But perhaps one of NSC's resident Met officers would like to fight their corner...

You might be waiting some time there.

 

[Hillian1]

Whats all this nonesense, ALL cats should be shot full stop. The f***ing things keep coming into my garden and crapping everywhere. Does anyone know anything you can put down to get rid of them?

All horses should be "rendered" down for glue.

Or, eaten as meat, I've eaten horse meat in France on many occasions and it's pretty good.

 

[Skaville]

Whats all this nonesense, ALL cats should be shot full stop. The f***ing things keep coming into my garden and crapping everywhere. Does anyone know anything you can put down to get rid of them?

Landmines

 

[Bladders]

All horses should be "rendered" down for glue.

Or, eaten as meat, I've eaten horse meat in France on many occasions and it's pretty good.

No need, the 100 orgasm a day woman has flooded the market.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Whats all this nonesense, ALL cats should be shot full stop. The f***ing things keep coming into my garden and crapping everywhere. Does anyone know anything you can put down to get rid of them?

Well at least you've broadened your choice of furry creatures you don't like the look of to hunt down & kill. If there's any justice in this world (or the next) you'll get reincarnated as a Moorland Grouse.

 

[mistahclarke]

quite frankly, anyone who thinks this photo looks like a lion is an idiot.

 

[glasfryn]

Well at least you've broadened your choice of furry creatures you don't like the look of to hunt down & kill. If there's any justice in this world (or the next) you'll get reincarnated as a Moorland Grouse.

or a mouse

 

[dingodan]

did you moan when the staffy sank its teeth in to 12 people before it was shot.

Its a dangerous animal you want to moan at anyone moan at the wankers that took it out the wild to live in a cage so people can go stare at it

So, the answer is yes then. Shoot it dead no matter what.

 

[dingodan]

Apparently this Lion has links to al qaeda.

So I stand corrected.