Lily Allen

[desprateseagull]

Singing happy slutty songs, about getting rode hard and put away wet?

Cheap tarts are ten a penny Lily

que? which song was that then?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Could we stop the flounce and get back to the Miss Allen photo's please; really puts you off if you move from one photo to a school yard scrap ... haven't you all gone back yet?

 

[brakespear]

Totally and utterly absolutely would, even if she made me slag off Radiohead beforehand

 

[1066gull]

Already have.

 

[DTES]

Hell yes, I absolutely would. I bloody love Lily.

 

[Mackenzie]

I don't think my wife would approve, and I quite like seeing my children (not just at weekends and every other Christmas day) so unfortunatley it's a no.....but in a parallel universe where I'm not a rapidly ageing 35 year old with a wife and three children, but someone who she might find worthy of her, then I probably would.....except, she strikes me as being slightly hard work and her dad seems like a bit of a weirdo/nutter/luvee, which puts me off a bit....so I don't know really, maybe if I was a bit pissed or somthing.........

 

[Don Quixote]

No, just proving a point

Is that what makes you a geek? Just being smart? If so then yeah I'm a geek. I like the year 7 attitude you've applied there.

Anymore NSC cronies want to take a dig?

Yes, I DO.

 

[Nottseagull]

I always thought 'Benny' was childhood slang for retard.

Indeed it is, it comes from the character of that name employed at that most famous of motels, Crossroads.

 

[magoo]

apparently she's into older men, which is lucky for most of you...

 

[Nottseagull]

On camera she once casually mentioned that she gave a blow job to a teacher when she was still at school. And she looks about 14 in that beach pic, Magoo.....

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

" ... and I'm lying in the wet patch .... I spent ages giving head..."

Selfish bitch. If she swallowed after giving head there wouldn't be any wet patch.

 

[hitony]

She's f***ing horrific

You're all out of your minds!

If she is "Horrific" who / what is your type then ? (must include pics)

 

[Snoop Dogg]

Its a yes from me!!

 

[Don Quixote]

If she is "Horrific" who / what is your type then ? (must include pics)

I would put a pic up but i do not want old men like you wanking over her.

 

[Locky]

I love Lilly loads !!