Lily Allen

[scooter1]

I think that's part of the appeal in this overglamourised and inaccessible day and age. You meet her down Uncle Sams lunchtime after a one too many Stellas and decide she looks ok so ask her out and when she turns up that night at the Harvester in her best frock and shoes with her hair all nice and soft and come-on-my-face eyelashes you realise you should have stopped drinking at five and knocked one out to make sure you last the night.

Or you could just have her twice and hope she didn't notice that the first one only lasted 15 seconds

 

[1234andcounting]

Chacun a son gout, obviously. But I really can't believe any of the naysayers would turn her down, drunk or sober. I certainly wouldn't.

 

[Seagullible]

not the sexiest but I would, fitter than a lot of the birds most blokes pull on a drunken night out

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Marks Out of 2 ?

 

[Marshy]

I definatley would. Lilly and Katie Perry is my Celebrity 3some choice at the moment !

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Marks Out of 2 ?

I'd give her one.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i WELL loves lily i do!

 

[ali jenkins]

Without.


A.


Doubt!!!

 

[strings]

I do like Lily, I do. She is lovely, innit.

 

[Hiney]

Benny

It's a primary school type term for a homo, hence the smilie. To be fair you had me until the Radiohead bit.

I always thought 'Benny' was childhood slang for retard.

As in 'f*** off Conboy, you BENNY'

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

She is horrendous.

She is not dissimilar from your favorite eastender Stacey !!

However Lily is worth a punt, but i feel i maybe a little bald for the young lady

 

[desprateseagull]

she scrubs up well, which isa good thing after the orgy last night..

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I always thought 'Benny' was childhood slang for retard.

As in 'f*** off Conboy, you BENNY'

Aren't you mature and pensive...



Do you want me to mail you all my A grades and teacher recommendations sent to you in the post or via E-Mail?

 

[Hiney]

Aren't you mature and pensive...



Do you want me to mail you all my A grades and teacher recommendations sent to you in the post or via E-Mail?

Don't worry, I am fully aware of them, due to another of your tedious outpourings last summer.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Don't worry, I am fully aware of them, due to another of your tedious outpourings last summer.

Nice to know you remembered!


Are you bitter about something by the way?


The objectionable and distasteful style of your posts are a bit uncalled for don't you think? I've never done anything to you...

 

[ali jenkins]

Aren't you mature and pensive...



Do you want me to mail you all my A grades and teacher recommendations sent to you in the post or via E-Mail?

If you are trying to look 'cool' I think you've failed!

You just sound like a GEEK!!

:safeway:

 

[BIG GAY AL]

like others have said there is something about her.

I said my girlfriend looked like her a few months back she was really annoyed with me

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

If you are trying to look 'cool' I think you've failed!

You just sound like a GEEK!!

:safeway:

No, just proving a point

Is that what makes you a geek? Just being smart? If so then yeah I'm a geek. I like the year 7 attitude you've applied there.

Anymore NSC cronies want to take a dig?

 

[Trigger]

Roll on December 13th @ Brighton Centre, Can't wait, hope she's wearing a cheeky outfit, or preferably not...