Last thing you nicked

[Garage_Doors]

however big or small

for some reason i blagged a £4 book for me birds nan birthday when going through self service at tesco??

I had a beer in me and a toot, so prolly why i f***ing thought it was a good idea

what was the last thing you lot nicked?

someone has to be able to beat that..

Only you could come with a thread like this.
Guess the next one is "How much time have you done" ?

 

[Paris]

a feathered duster from a pub in luton 1979! later gave it to paul clarke!

The winner. I doff my hat.

 

[southern_sid]

Only you could come with a thread like this.
Guess the next one is "How much time have you done" ?

You wanna lighten up fella, your a proper bore.

 

[Garage_Doors]

You wanna lighten up fella, your a proper bore.

But I'm not a thief.

 

[DJ Leon]

Hey Sid, how old you are?

 

[southern_sid]

Hey Sid, how old you are?

Old enough to know better.:guitar:

 

[Garage_Doors]

Hey Sid, how old you are?

You won't get a straight answer.

I'm guessing 16-17.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Old enough to know better.:guitar:

than to steal ?

 

[DJ Leon]

Were you around in the Gillingham days?

 

[Simster]

however big or small

for some reason i blagged a £4 book for me birds nan birthday when going through self service at tesco??

I had a beer in me and a toot, so prolly why i f***ing thought it was a good idea

what was the last thing you lot nicked?

someone has to be able to beat that..

 

[southern_sid]

Were you around in the Gillingham days?

Yes mate.

 

[southern_sid]

But I'm not a thief.

I shared the stronbow with a carriage full of Albion.

Robin Hood.

Away days theres always a pilfer to be had.

 

[Gus is god]

Man *facepalm*

seagulls

 

[Drumstick]

Man *facepalm*

seagulls

You stole a man and some seagulls?

Why?

 

[Keyser Söze]

Crate runs while pissed are part of the national fabric.

 

[Albumen]

Wel' nor'ie!

I bet sum numpties on ere av danloaded sum tunes in their time. Monster.

 

[Keyser Söze]

Wel' nor'ie!

I bet sum numpties on ere av danloaded sum tunes in their time. Monster.

You telling me you've never had a big swig of Co-op full fat milk then put it back on the shelf?

 

[The Large One]

Southern Sid sounds like a made-up, fantasised 'this is wot I imagine a geezer to be' caricature of someone who doesn't exist.

As the euphemism goes, I think his fertile imagination is indicative of someone who spends a little too much time waving his handkerchief in the 'Artistic Quarter'.

 

[Champagne charles]

You telling me you've never had a big swig of Co-op full fat milk then put it back on the shelf?

hahahaha or eating something from the deli counter and not paying

 

[southern_sid]

Southern Sid sounds like a made-up, fantasised 'this is wot I imagine a geezer to be' caricature of someone who doesn't exist.

As the euphemism goes, I think his fertile imagination is indicative of someone who spends a little too much time waving his handkerchief in the 'Artistic Quarter'.

I am the biggest nerd on here. FACT.