chucky1973
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Presumably they also reported on Barnard trying to regain his balance in the pub and he just so happened to connect with his attacker, whilst holding a glass bottle. Highly unfortunate on the frontman.
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Lambert's sending off - he was punching the ground and, errrm, missed
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brightonrock
Dodgy Hamstrings
- Jan 1, 2008
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That report is actually staggering.
"Buckley switched flanks to put pressure on the already booked Harding, who to his credit remained composed as the hosts pushed forward"
Did he f***, he absolutely lost it, hence getting subbed.
"A quick run and shot from Lua Lua was spilt by Davis and subsequently turned in by FORSTER-CASKEY from 6 yards to finally bring the home crowd to life."
Says one of the shittest lot of fans yet, with the exception of Barnsley and Forest.
"Buckley switched flanks to put pressure on the already booked Harding, who to his credit remained composed as the hosts pushed forward"
Did he f***, he absolutely lost it, hence getting subbed.
"A quick run and shot from Lua Lua was spilt by Davis and subsequently turned in by FORSTER-CASKEY from 6 yards to finally bring the home crowd to life."
Says one of the shittest lot of fans yet, with the exception of Barnsley and Forest.
Silent Bob
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- Dec 6, 2004
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Ricky Lambert dicdn't dive for a penalty at St. Mary's, the world just move position under him changing him from vertical to horizontal.
Lord Bracknell
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I thought Sparrow aimed it straight at the middle of the goal, and it took a deflection and fired into the net, close to the post.
Sussex Nomad
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I would absolutely love them to take that excuse to an appeal.... please, please do it!
- Jul 7, 2003
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Was that report written by an official from the Government of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea?
Only it does sound suspiciously like the time Kim Jong Il scored 11 holes in one in a single round of golf.
Only it does sound suspiciously like the time Kim Jong Il scored 11 holes in one in a single round of golf.
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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"The Saints continued their herculaic onslaught on the lacklustre Brighton side, only to be denied a goal when Do Prado's stunning effort from two yards out was harshly turned over the bar by the laws of physics"
Working class pride
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- Feb 14, 2010
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The Saints reporter is clearly aiming for PR post for Syria's ruling elite. I can just see it now.. ".. The protesters were not deliberately shot, the army were just testing their guns and the protesters walked in front of the bullets causing criminal damage to the bullets.."
Just disgraceful that El Abd assaulted Lambert's fist. If it had been St Mary's then El Abd would have been sent off for such a disgraceful act..
Just disgraceful that El Abd assaulted Lambert's fist. If it had been St Mary's then El Abd would have been sent off for such a disgraceful act..
- Jul 7, 2003
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Made me laugh too, Tiny Tears had a terrible afternoon and would have got himself sent off if only Adkins hadn't bothered to sub him. That said, being taken off for tactical reasons after less than 40 minutes of a return to your own club is probably humiliating enough
- Jul 7, 2003
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Dear Leader Adkins' brave men of courage were harshly forced to endure a non-win today against the Great Satanic Forces of Brighton. Following a courageous struggle of epic fortitude, the Triumphant people's red army found their power irretrievably diminished by the malevolent intentions of FA Official D'Urso, a mediator forced upon the game with the sole purpose of extinguishing the willpower of the Saints. A first half dominated entirely by the honourable travelling army was spoiled by D'Urso and his collaborating assistant from the Satanic Alliance failing to see the ball being cleared from 15.453 yards behind the goalline, thus denying the Dear Leader's side the deserved lead. When Great Warrior of the Republic Lambert was felled in mid-stride en route to a certain score, he defended his honour by beating the ground in anguish, an action unjustifiably punished when the opponent known only as The Egyptian attempted to sever the Great Warrior's hand with his teeth, resulting in an unfair dismissal.
After this, Brighton scored three times, all fortuitously. Long live the Democratic People's Republic.
After this, Brighton scored three times, all fortuitously. Long live the Democratic People's Republic.
Brilliant. Genuine big lol from me there.
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Ricky Lambert punching the ground earlier today...
Sussex Nomad
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Ricky Lambert punching the ground earlier today...
That is quite clearly living proof that he was hitting the ground! Ref got that completely wrong... robbed!
fire&skill
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Ricky Lambert punching the ground earlier today...
Yeah - look at that foreign t*sser faking it as well
Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
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Ricky Lambert punching the ground earlier today...
Makes me laugh that the Burnley player didn't even get booked seeing that. If I was a Saints fan i'd be totally embarrased by that report - bring the home fans finally to life?!
jealousy and bad losers = the runners up
Their official club website showing subjectivity and a lack of class.
Matches Adkins bitterness and lack of class last April, when the mega spenders & wage-payers failed to win the title.
Matches Adkins bitterness and lack of class last April, when the mega spenders & wage-payers failed to win the title.
A far more balanced and realistic account than the crap they've actually posted on their site.
Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
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Yet at the start of the article it says what a 'lively atmosphere' it was - maybe the prick got more bitter and angry as he was writing it
- lack of class from them again - we certainly didn't / haven't acted like that previously...